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Josh Dylan

The cutest, hottest fuckin actor ever. Has a 11/10 accent, very sexy. I’m usually not one for blondes, but I’d risk it all for him. I literally want him to run me over with a semi truck, shoot me in the head, put my remains in a blender, and press pulse. Literally everything about him is perfect. His abs, his veins, his hair, his voice. Jesus Christ I want him to fuck me.
Person 1: Have you seen Josh Dylan in that movie?
Person 2: Fuck yeah I did!
by croup coughdashian February 26, 2019
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Dylans birthday

by Dylans birthday October 5, 2020
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Dylan’s Team

Refers to someone who is really shitty at something, usually sports or fantasy football.
Who do you play this week?” “I’m playing a total Dylan’s team bro lmao, easy W.”
by gg 3-0 September 23, 2018
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dylan obrien

hot. just hot.
yeah that’s it <3
by dylan obrien is hot December 11, 2021
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Dylan James

The most unique name ever that I have I have only herd once and likes to throw snow balls at innocent girls outside

And love Nike joggers because they make is magnum dong bigger when you look at it

Not that you should be looking at it but isn’t so big that it catches both your eyeballs
Oooo lick it’s Dylan James go over and lick it
by Cichy club January 1, 2022
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Dylan stiles

A super fucked up person with a little baby dick and to much pubic hair
by Caelan June 18, 2014
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dylan’s pp

the smallest shit i ever seen in my fucking life i can’t even feel that shit i just tickles my buthole
dylan’s pp shorter than ya moms
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