Dildo Lonely

When you are physically affection starved and lonely, but dont crave pragmatic sexual relief through sex toys because you have enough sex toys.

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by Ampy2 May 22, 2020

DILDO

DILDO- Democrat In Legal Designation Only

Sinema is a DILDO. She votes with Republicans most of the time.

by Jj’s Secret Stash October 17, 2021

Demonic skeletal dildos

Skeletal dildos that are demonic

I love demonic skeletal dildos!

by SamTheSylveon August 8, 2022

dildo juice

The leftover cum on a dildo.

"Nelson wants to suck off the dildo juice."

by Jesusismybestfriend June 25, 2016

dildo

A fucking plastic or rubber dick

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by handle1789 April 26, 2021

Hillbilly Dildo

A cornhusk

"I want that cornhusk so bad."
"You mean a hillbilly dildo."

by TigressFyre February 8, 2025