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Puck Cuck

Hockey term for someone who sucks at hockey and only watches others score.
I haven’t scored in our last 5 wins. I’m a real Puck Cuck.

That Puck Cuck isn’t on a team. He only plays by himself at stick time and watches hockey on TV.
by BL@DE January 11, 2026
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Cuck Monkey

A pansy of a man with the brain capacity of a monkey
Trevor: I already drank 6 beers, I can't down another or I'll be all over the place

Chad: Quit being a little cuck monkey!

Trevor: >:( cracks open another beer
by alphawhale January 11, 2026
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Cuck

A person who lets his girl go to halloween party’s alone and get fucked
Bro George is such a cuck he let 5 guys run a train on his girl well sitting in his throne in the corner
by Eileenw January 13, 2026
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