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Jam wagon-wheeling

When you fuck a girl so hard in the ass that poo (chocolate), cum (marshmallow) and blood (jam) pour out when your done.
Bye mum, I'm off jam wagon-wheeling.

That girl is so hot, I'd like to jam wagon-wheel her.
by CG Badman June 19, 2017
mugGet the Jam wagon-wheelingmug.

wheel out the cripple

the telling of sad, negative or heartbreaking life experiences to make others feel sorry for you
Jesus Tash, don't start talking that shit or mother is going to come in here and wheel out the cripple.
by Macktown January 14, 2019
mugGet the wheel out the cripplemug.

Third Wheel

Third wheeling is the act of socializing with a couple, often as an unwanted, unnecessary third person. This can often be related to adding a third wheel on a garbage can: unnecessary for your trash.
Katie was the third wheel on Jen and Kyle's date.
by mack29739 April 2, 2016
mugGet the Third Wheelmug.

Duplicate the wheel

Emily told her co-workers, “I really don’t want to duplicate the wheel
by C2C123 May 25, 2022
mugGet the Duplicate the wheelmug.

wheel of thunder

when your dick is the only utensil nearby and you are hungry so you take down some oatmeal from your red cabinets and sdome grape juice from the fridge and ya put the juice in the oats and stir it with yo dick and then you get a fiyne ass huney up in this bitch and tell her "yo fiyne huney, why dont you come suck this oat juice of mi dick plz" and she be lyke..."ohhhhh mi goodness. do i really get to do a wheel of thunder in my life time???"
Jesus was so pissed when he heard that britney gave jose a wheel of thunder and not him so he was like yo give ME THE THUNNNNNNDER
by SneakyDyke September 5, 2016
mugGet the wheel of thundermug.

Wheel of Passion

A symbolic representation of an unintended, evolved, conglomerate web of ladies.
Lil Papa has spun his Wheel of Passion again!
by Lil Papa September 8, 2008
mugGet the Wheel of Passionmug.

keep your hands on the steering wheel

A phrase meaning, " despite all the surprises that life may throw at you, don't despair or lose hope"
Keep your hands on the steering wheel; you can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire.
by Sexydimma April 6, 2017
mugGet the keep your hands on the steering wheelmug.

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