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Washtub Bass

An oft-undervalued instrument. Those who play or admire the washtub bass realized that its inexpensive construction and simplicity sometimes distract idiots from the rich variety of notes and tones one can achieve when playing a washtub bass. If one wants to add more dancibility to their band's music, they need to get a washtub bassist, who will most likely have wicked arm muscles. Also know as a gutbucket.
Guy 1: "Man, that chick is hot."
Guy 2: "Aw dude, that's Rachel. Don't mess with her, she's a washtub bassist."
Guy 1: "Thanks bro. Close call. She could deck my ass."
by rainphantom February 24, 2009
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washing balls

Refers to one who choses to kiss up to people of authority. Jiggling the balls to ensure a happy relationship occurs. Also refered to as asskiss.
Mike - "Wow! Andy was really washing balls today in Mr. Slobies class!" Trevor - "I know he was jiggling his balls like he wanted to take them home for dinner." Mike - "what a flamer" Trevor - "I know, ball washing queer".
by MonteMike February 3, 2009
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Washington Wave

A polite wave given by polite drivers when doing impolite things on the road (like in Washington State), such as pulling out of parking lots giving the driver going that direction just enough time to not total your car.
I really wanted to catch the light, so I floored it out of the parking lot. The guy I pulled in front of nearly had a heart-attack, so I stuck my hand out the window and gave him a good ol' washington wave to smooth things over.
by TurnerAteHooch December 9, 2009
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Washclothing

A sexual act, when one uses their partners face as a "washcloth" to wipe ones ass. Usually done in a vigorous manner.
Christian: "I asked her to sit on my face last night, she started washclothing me instead."

Josh: "How was that?"

Christian: "Oh I loved it! So much better!!"
by ImThatGuyOkay October 15, 2012
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washed up lax girls

a bunch of girls lacrosse players who is always tough on field and not on field. they tend to have a good eyeblack game and cellies is the way of life. and lastly, they have bruises from the lacrosse balls as their personal trophies
girl 1 :yo did you see Washed Up Lax Girls’ post?
girl 2: heck yeaa #PowerMovesOnly
by washeduplaxgirls June 12, 2018
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Washing Lemons

Slang for the sexual act of rimming. Stemming from a confusing UK health debate regarding both the use of fungicides on lemons and how to remove them before consumption and that of rectal parasite risks involved in anilingus.
I was Washing Lemons with my wife last night, She had not wiped the rim though. I gagged as she moaned.
by Dirtymangravy November 4, 2021
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DICK WASHER

WHEN YOU GIVE HEAD TO A PERSON YOUR MOUTH BECOMES A DICK WASHER
CAN YOU PLEASE KEEP YOUR DICK WASHER CLOSED
by SWEET&TEMPTING October 5, 2016
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