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Unicorn Blowjob

It’s when you take a girl with a ponytail, attach a suction dildo onto her forehead, put skittles in her mouth, and have her give you a blowjob.

You guys can then share the skittles after she finishes you off.
Me : “Hey you wanna give me a unicorn blowjob?”
Her : “Yeah sure, let’s both taste the rainbow
by Dus71n March 8, 2023
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Unicorn

A unicorn is a mythical creature that looks like a horse with a horn. Unicorns are usually a white with bright colors on their manes ears and tails. They're related to the other mythical creature the Pegasus which has wings and a horn. If you ever encounter (which you probably won't) be sure to keep it or at least take a few pics.
Being defined, I remember as a child listening listening to my mom read about unicorns and telling me about mystical unicorns I always found them so fascinating along with the mermaids Pegasus and all types of crap. unicorns are very rare and would be a beautiful to encountering if you ever do make sure to take some pictures and show social media or you can keep it to yourself in your own self pride this is very kid friendly and all you people who weren't making it kid-friendly get off Urban dictionary.
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unicorn jizz

Another name for the more commonly known product Toothpaste
“I’m in the supermarket babe do we still need some Unicorn Jizz?”

“Could I borrow some of your Unicorn Jizz?”

“That Unicorn Jizz makes my teeth feel so good and my breath smell amazing!”
by anonymous January 4, 2023
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Ancient unicorn man

A gay man who is over the age of 50 and is into campy or stereotypically "feminine" things like dressing up or make-up. keep in mind that this word shall not be used as a slur or part of hate speech, instead used as an identity term like "bear" or "Twink"
Person 1: my grandpa was actually nominated the oldest ancient unicorn man of the year!
Person 2: neat!
by Busybubsyboo August 19, 2025
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Unicorn fisting

The act in where you act like a unicorn while still being able to fist punch a
Hooker on a Friday night
I had a mad session with the dirty Hoover there was so much unicorn fisting involved
by Unicorn fisting God July 15, 2016
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unicorn

A homosexual male who has never had sexual relations with a female.
I wasn't always a fag, back in the day, I had fun with the ladies, but Mario is a unicorn.
by monctonblaine November 18, 2007
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Unicorn

Miami Artist whose passion is using the canvas to paint her world. Unique for her search for Justice, she magically campaigns for a better world even while being a keen student of history.
Only a unicorn could livestream and paint at the same time.
by Monarc September 12, 2023
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