When an authority figure such as an army captain or schoolteacher threatens to punish you by bending down, grabbing your ankles from behind, lifting you into the air and shoving his dick in your mouth
by ManJuice98 October 8, 2015
Get the turn you upside down mug.Turn-speaking is a type of group conversation and discourse where participants speak one at a time in alternating turns.
It's important to speak loudly and to take your turn speaking because a record is made of everything that happens in court.
by sumklee April 19, 2017
Get the turn speaking mug.when a brass player in a marching band drops their mouth piece and another marcher that witnesses this says "quarter turn"
*Marches set*
*does aggressive visual*
*mouthpiece falls off*
"Fuck"
*Woodwind marcher*
"quarter turn hehe"
*me mumbling*
"u fuking kike"
*does aggressive visual*
*mouthpiece falls off*
"Fuck"
*Woodwind marcher*
"quarter turn hehe"
*me mumbling*
"u fuking kike"
by butstilltho October 29, 2017
Get the quarter turn mug.Hym "So I can't turn it off the way I turned it on. Right? I can't do Post-Hoc Pre-Emptive programming. That would be paradoxical! It's ridiculous. Why would I make it in such a way that would allow me to turn it off without me receiving the thing for which I'm turning it on? I can't. It doesn't. If you can't and you need me to do it, then I need the thing I'm saying I need."
by Hym Iam October 26, 2025
Get the The way I turned it on mug.My Girlfriend just Turned Blue: When a carefree young man, living without commitments, is suddenly confronted by the shock news of a positive pregnancy test after unprotected sex. Reactions vary: for some, it’s tears of joy, while for others, it’s tears of despair, feeling as though life is over. It’s a life-changing moment that can be both positive and negative, with its pros and cons. Ultimately, it means growing up, taking on responsibilities, and becoming a man to raise a child. In the end, it can turn a life upside down, reshaping everything the saying made famous by the band .Hard-Fi - Cash Machine.
Lee: Frank, mate, can I have a word? Bruv.
Frank: What's up, mate? You look proper worried bruv
Lee: Well My Girlfriends just turn blue and I think we might be having a baby. No more beers down the pub,
Frank: Shut up bruv your winding me up your life's over buv gutted LOL.
Lee: Init I know bruv LOL.
Frank; don't you just hate it when your Girlfriends just turn blue LOL game over bruv LOL.
Lee: LOL.
Frank: What's up, mate? You look proper worried bruv
Lee: Well My Girlfriends just turn blue and I think we might be having a baby. No more beers down the pub,
Frank: Shut up bruv your winding me up your life's over buv gutted LOL.
Lee: Init I know bruv LOL.
Frank; don't you just hate it when your Girlfriends just turn blue LOL game over bruv LOL.
Lee: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese December 17, 2025
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Get the Derma turn mug.Longbeachgriffy: Get your bitch ass up! (Guy wakes up) Do you fuck with this song!?
Guy in backseat: What?
Longbeachgriffy: DO YOU LIKE THIS SONG!?
Guy in backseat: Yo, who driving
Longbeachgriffy: Don't worry about who mother fucking driving. Do you like this goddamn song!?
Dude in backseat: Yeah. This shit fire.
Longbeachgriffy: TURN UP THEN!!! (Guy awkwardly jams to the song) Everybody in this motherfucker, turn up or I'ma crash this bitch in the fucking ocean!
Guy in backseat: What?
Longbeachgriffy: DO YOU LIKE THIS SONG!?
Guy in backseat: Yo, who driving
Longbeachgriffy: Don't worry about who mother fucking driving. Do you like this goddamn song!?
Dude in backseat: Yeah. This shit fire.
Longbeachgriffy: TURN UP THEN!!! (Guy awkwardly jams to the song) Everybody in this motherfucker, turn up or I'ma crash this bitch in the fucking ocean!
by Twenty Dollars May 19, 2022
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