Thunder is very very loving, caring, kind-hearted, and very respectful, He is very handsome and sexy. Whenever a woman goes close to him his scent makes them come close to him, whoever gets Thunder as their life partner is very LUCKY, Whoever leaves Thunder, is a big dumbass
Girl 1 - Hey, who's your bf?
Girl 2 - I'm lucky to have Thunder as my bf :)
Girl 1 - LUCKY, I have no one :(
Girl 2 - I'm lucky to have Thunder as my bf :)
Girl 1 - LUCKY, I have no one :(
by Thanosdeeznutz January 16, 2023
Get the Thundermug. Verb; the act of a female quiffing, with ample magnitude to create wind and speed of mock 2, in a males face.
My brother Landon was going down on a large woman in gamma fly beta and pulled a thunder-cunt on him. He proceeded to ask her to formal.
by KappaD June 25, 2016
Get the Thunder-Cuntmug. As per Sebastian, aka “Sea Bass”, it means engaging in fornication with aggression and outright impunity.
For example….Alpha men engage in thunder sticking whereas beta males have vanilla missionary while getting pegged.
For example….Alpha men engage in thunder sticking whereas beta males have vanilla missionary while getting pegged.
by Daddy Stove Pipe 69 November 16, 2023
Get the Thunder stickingmug. Thunder that certainly sounds like popcorn in a microwave. The building up of suspense such as crackling, popping, loud, etc.
by campm August 18, 2022
Get the Popcorn Thundermug. Faux Marijuana:
Ground Marijuana stems(Substance/Flavoring), and a SMALL amount of Maple Syrup (Binding agent) formed around a stem to resemble a bud.
Ground Marijuana stems(Substance/Flavoring), and a SMALL amount of Maple Syrup (Binding agent) formed around a stem to resemble a bud.
D: Bro jus got in some Maple Thunder...
A: Good Bro I'm out anyway.
D: It's 5 for 2.50g
A:I'll be there for it in 10
A: Bro jus got home smells like Breakfast...
A:Bro this won't even roll, it sticks too much...
D:Maple Thunder has to be smoked from a pipe...
A:Ok lemme see..
A:Bro this taste like Pancakes an barely burns...
A:WTF
A:...
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D: The line you are trying to reach has been disconnected
A: Good Bro I'm out anyway.
D: It's 5 for 2.50g
A:I'll be there for it in 10
A: Bro jus got home smells like Breakfast...
A:Bro this won't even roll, it sticks too much...
D:Maple Thunder has to be smoked from a pipe...
A:Ok lemme see..
A:Bro this taste like Pancakes an barely burns...
A:WTF
A:...
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...
D: The line you are trying to reach has been disconnected
by McDoobie&McBongsJointTreatment May 2, 2019
Get the Maple Thundermug. A place where you take someones mother to have sex and then brag about it. The sex is normally rather violent and degrading. One would consider asking a close friends mother to go with them in order to publicly humiliate them in front of mutual friends
Person1: Hey guys, did you hear about me taking Billy Bob's mom to thunder junction last night?
Person2&3...: Ohhh no way!!
Person1: Yeah I pounded it until I gave her hip dysplasia.
Person2&3...: Ohhh no way!!
Person1: Yeah I pounded it until I gave her hip dysplasia.
by RamblingJoeBiden January 26, 2018
Get the Thunder Junctionmug. The biggest, baddest dick, you can get in town.
*Not to be confused with the 2022 Loyola-Towson ranger challenge team *
*Not to be confused with the 2022 Loyola-Towson ranger challenge team *
"Yeah, my girl had to get a dose of this thunder python, before I left the jungle."
"You want a taste of this thunder python? That's fine. But, you're gonna have to pay."
"I want your thunder python, daddy. I want it real bad."
"Thunder. Python. *extended moans (but like real genuine ones)*"
"You want a taste of this thunder python? That's fine. But, you're gonna have to pay."
"I want your thunder python, daddy. I want it real bad."
"Thunder. Python. *extended moans (but like real genuine ones)*"
by PershingRifleBoy420 December 4, 2022
Get the Thunder Pythonmug.