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Piss Flickers

Pointy/curly shoes. Doubly useful as they can also be used to avoid urinating on ones own shoes.
"manz, a luff galdm O's Piss Flickers sooo mujj!"
by SophieChar April 15, 2008
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pissed as a cunt

Descriptive of being exceedingly or disgracefully drunk.
Dave said, 'I had to drive to Southampton pissed as a cunt, had to drop a pill to sort my head out'
by Rickallisterpmeister June 3, 2006
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piss flap

Hey baby let me lick dem piss flaps.
by Reid January 22, 2003
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Piss and Moan

Unnecessary moaning (and sometimes necessary), whining, querulous talk, petty complaining, constant uttering of annoying stuff. Australians called the Brit's "Winging Poms" but it was bloody aweful in Oz with spiders, snakes and croc's....
Yes 'Piss and Moan' is about bitching, but not necessarily in an "annoying" way - some things NEED whining about or nothing actually annoying will ever get changed...such as bribes, cussing, spitting, life..........
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by Daze Off April 30, 2009
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Fat Piss

having to pee really bad
Dude, I gotta take a fat piss
by Bethany182rwj November 16, 2003
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taking a piss?

UK slang. Meaning "Are you kidding me?" Or are you serious?" Or "you have got to be joking right?"
"There's a spider on your leg."
"Are you taking a piss?"
by AppJaxx July 30, 2015
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Piss kink

i headed upstairs as my boyfriend did too. we went straight to my room making out. he stripped of his clothes and then mine. he pushed me on to my bed and slammed on top of me. we were both horny and needy. he fixed himself up right and prepared his cock right outside of my hole. right before he slid in i stopped him."wait..um i-i have .." i pause wondering if i should tell him.
"what princess' he asked. that nickname drove me crazy and he knew it.

"I..have a p-piss kink" i covered my face in embarresment.
"oh...thats fine love, how do you want to do this then." he didnt get mad or wierded out. i was happy. before i could say anything he said"wait i have an idea."
uh oh , i wonder what he is going to do. my thoughts were cut short when he slammed his cock into my hole. i moaned so loud my naighbors probably heard but i didnt care it felt so good. he groaned under his breath.
"FUCK!!!YOUR SO TIGHT" he practicly yelled. we both got close to cumming,
"IM GONNA C-CUM!" i screamed. he was too so right before he did he pissed inside of me. i felt the warm juice fill me up as we both moaned as soon as he finished we both came. the mixture of cum and piss leaked out of my pussy. he pulled out and put his face near my crotch. he licked the liquids off my body.
piss kinks are atraction to piss during sexual intercourse i think
by hornybitchyepyouheardme October 14, 2021
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