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Crabbing

When someone is intentionally walking or driving infront of you and mimicking your sideways movements to stop you passing them; usually they periodically slow down to piss you off even more.

These people need to die.
person 1 :"Bro, this guy infront of us has to be doing this on purpose"

person 2 : "Yeah, he's deffo crabbing us right now"
by whatsthatword? April 9, 2024
mugGet the Crabbingmug.

crab

crab: CrIp GaNg NiGgA

blood: NAH NIGGA BLOOD GANG PUNK
by LK-G September 14, 2020
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File Crab

He is the giver of files. The ultimate member of og file hub. He is always nice to everyone and always will pertain to be.

Eventually there will be a younger crab to take over the file crab place as the true #1 file giver.
File crab just gave me snippets to a new song titled "Anacondas" and "Double Date"
by FileCrab January 4, 2024
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Crabbing

The threat of surgically altering a person into a cyborg crab, often accompanied with the threat of removing their teeth for pleasurable oral use. The “crab” is intended to serve as an indentured crustacean servant.
Timmy got crabbed. His name was crab boy thereafter - he was regularly thrashed for worm scavenging. Crabbing ,while brutal, improved his life.
by Ghoulguy66 September 21, 2025
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portuguese crab cakes

It's when a Portuguese man and a woman who both have crabs but decide to have sex anyways so they use pancake mix like medicated powder in an effort to minimize the friction. Afterwards they scrape off the thick goop of seimen/sweat/pancake mix and cook pancakes. *note it is not true Portuguese crab cake if the crab cakes are consumed after the deed is done*
We were low on food this week so my girlfriend decided we would make Portuguese crab cakes. Sarah can really cook.
mugGet the portuguese crab cakesmug.

Crab stab

A word that is used to replace the word fuck
Hey girl you want to get crab stabed
by Jayden blaze July 15, 2018
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Crab n' nad

Crab n' nad: having intense anal sex when a crab and squid are present
Crab n' nad:
Hey bro why did you want to go to the aquarium so bad?”
“Oh I had to try some of that Crab n’ nad”
by LongCrabs March 22, 2019
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