When someone is intentionally walking or driving infront of you and mimicking your sideways movements to stop you passing them; usually they periodically slow down to piss you off even more.
These people need to die.
These people need to die.
person 1 :"Bro, this guy infront of us has to be doing this on purpose"
person 2 : "Yeah, he's deffo crabbing us right now"
person 2 : "Yeah, he's deffo crabbing us right now"
by whatsthatword? April 9, 2024

by LK-G September 14, 2020

He is the giver of files. The ultimate member of og file hub. He is always nice to everyone and always will pertain to be.
Eventually there will be a younger crab to take over the file crab place as the true #1 file giver.
Eventually there will be a younger crab to take over the file crab place as the true #1 file giver.
by FileCrab January 4, 2024

The threat of surgically altering a person into a cyborg crab, often accompanied with the threat of removing their teeth for pleasurable oral use. The “crab” is intended to serve as an indentured crustacean servant.
Timmy got crabbed. His name was crab boy thereafter - he was regularly thrashed for worm scavenging. Crabbing ,while brutal, improved his life.
by Ghoulguy66 September 21, 2025

It's when a Portuguese man and a woman who both have crabs but decide to have sex anyways so they use pancake mix like medicated powder in an effort to minimize the friction. Afterwards they scrape off the thick goop of seimen/sweat/pancake mix and cook pancakes. *note it is not true Portuguese crab cake if the crab cakes are consumed after the deed is done*
We were low on food this week so my girlfriend decided we would make Portuguese crab cakes. Sarah can really cook.
by Princess Wishamotherfukkawould March 11, 2018

by Jayden blaze July 15, 2018

Crab n' nad:
“Hey bro why did you want to go to the aquarium so bad?”
“Oh I had to try some of that Crab n’ nad”
“Hey bro why did you want to go to the aquarium so bad?”
“Oh I had to try some of that Crab n’ nad”
by LongCrabs March 22, 2019
