one view

to be narrow minded.

"that man only has one view."

by joel cheetham September 10, 2005

one direction

liars

one direction: if you looked this up then you know what i mean

by i heart milfs April 21, 2020

one spliff

A one spliff a day keep the evil away😜✨

a one spliff a day keep the evil away

by Leila, your bestie January 8, 2021

one burner

man who is faithful to one woman

Jeffs friends are all players but he's a one burner

by dreskul April 13, 2012

twisty ones

the ones that twist

you got any twisty ones? They rind em?

by good of words November 12, 2018

One Legg

To get it in; fuck

"I'd one legg the shit outta that bitch!"
"she got cakes, i'd one legg all night long"

by The_Greatness_Bitches December 4, 2009

messy one

"having" a shit, that creates a MESS in the 'tocks, requiring MANY MINUTES of sanitation (cleaning) work and MILES of "terlit" paper! taking MUCH MORE time to 'clean' than a "wipeless" shit !! the quickest , easiest (and most sensible) fixes are WATER !!
(if NOT on the f**kng JOB!) via shower or bidet (preferred , if outside uncivilized 'merca !!)

if one has the misfortune of walking the rest of the day, too much "residue" has the effect of "whistling" for I.A. (irritated asshole) the 'tocks serving as a 'grinder' , rubbing it in the skin!

always have envied the way it just drops off a dog's "buttle" ! you CAN'T "wipe" a 'nugget' !! ("dingleberry" ? )

let's GO doug !! -going to be a while ! , i just 'blew' a messy one !!
i was late for work , due to "having" a messy one !
i gave 'birth' at work, but it was a messy one !!

by michael foolsley August 3, 2022