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Mr Short Cummings

This refers to man who either has a small penis, doesn't last long during sex or has very poor performance in the bedroom. Women will often shame men like this with no regards for their feelings.
Being called Mr short Cummings can break down a man's confidence, pride, ego & self esteem.
Tasha: this guy was so dead & boring in the bedroom I was on my phone most of the time.

Layla: loool Mr short Cummings.. lock that off sis
by Arron j smith April 7, 2022
mugGet the Mr Short Cummingsmug.

Short Arm Syndrome

when a male (typically of teenage years/ one who plays minecraft) has a large ego, therefore thinking he is the best. Often, he will boast or brag. Abbreviated as S.A.S
John plays with his cannons so much, he's developed Short Arm Syndrome.
by young_volcanoes September 19, 2017
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short ladder attack

A situation where extremely large numbers (thousands) of very tiny trades (100 shares or less) are done at approximately the same share price (within a penny or two) for a short period of time (typically <30 minutes) that causes the tools, software, and websites that retail investors use to buy/sell stocks to fail. Examples of failure include graphs that were showing the activity of the stock while the markets are open suddenly disappearing and showing "Data Not Available". Where multiple attempts are made to view the graph and continue to fail for a period of time. Inability to view the current stock price, current volume, current translations in progress, or other details due to server failure or sever overload. Inability to log in to investment websites to change buy or sell stocks because the websites do not respond or do not load. Server error messages when submitting a buy or sell order that prevents it from being registered with the market. It is rumored that these types of attacks are done to prevent retail investors from being able to buy the stock so that the hedge funds can drive down the price and purchase it at a lower price using tools, software, and websites that are not available to retail investors.
The short ladder attack prevented the average investor from being able to purchase shares at the lower price and by the time it was over, the price was already back up to where it was.
by JustAnAverageBloke2021 February 4, 2021
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Mr Short Cummings

This refers to men who either has a small penis, doesn't last long during sex or has very poor performance in the bedroom. Women will often shame men like this with no regards for their feelings.
Being called Mr short Cummings can break down a man's confidence, pride, ego & self esteem.
Tasha: this guy was so dead & boring in the bedroom I was on my phone most of the time.

Layla: loool Mr short Cummings.. lock that off sis
by Arron j smith April 7, 2022
mugGet the Mr Short Cummingsmug.

Short Boy Magic

For men 5”8 and under—we’re not y’all but we have other body parts to compensate ;) and will treat u better than anyone ever can
Girl #1: Sam is so short, I’m not dating someone that’s 5”6
Girl #2: He really has that short boy magic tho
by itswednesdaydudest316 September 11, 2019
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Fell Short of the Glory

The act of completely wiping out while trying to move quickly or perform a potentially impressive feat of skill.
Todd tried to grind a rail with his skateboard, but totally Fell Short of the Glory and bagged himself.
by Tremain Skies January 11, 2009
mugGet the Fell Short of the Glorymug.

Big Boy Shorts

A piece of clothing often worn by kids who beat up infants with boxing gloves in the playground. It is a sign of raw strength and power to all preteens or tweens.
Jerry McFuckface: Hey, here comes Walter with his Big Boy Shorts!
Gary Pussington: Shit, we better skrrt, homie!
by BadNightmarez November 8, 2018
mugGet the Big Boy Shortsmug.

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