A situation where extremely large numbers (thousands) of very tiny trades (100 shares or less) are done at approximately the same share price (within a penny or two) for a short period of time (typically <30 minutes) that causes the tools, software, and websites that retail investors use to buy/sell stocks to fail. Examples of failure include graphs that were showing the activity of the stock while the markets are open suddenly disappearing and showing "Data Not Available". Where multiple attempts are made to view the graph and continue to fail for a period of time. Inability to view the current stock price, current volume, current translations in progress, or other details due to server failure or sever overload. Inability to log in to investment websites to change buy or sell stocks because the websites do not respond or do not load. Server error messages when submitting a buy or sell order that prevents it from being registered with the market. It is rumored that these types of attacks are done to prevent retail investors from being able to buy the stock so that the hedge funds can drive down the price and purchase it at a lower price using tools, software, and websites that are not available to retail investors.
The short ladder attack prevented the average investor from being able to purchase shares at the lower price and by the time it was over, the price was already back up to where it was.
by JustAnAverageBloke2021 February 04, 2021
A short range fucker is a shotgun you will find only in desert trench warfare.
Do not mix this with a long range fucker.
Do not mix this with a long range fucker.
by PyroC March 01, 2022
For men 5”8 and under—we’re not y’all but we have other body parts to compensate ;) and will treat u better than anyone ever can
Girl #1: Sam is so short, I’m not dating someone that’s 5”6
Girl #2: He really has that short boy magic tho
Girl #2: He really has that short boy magic tho
by itswednesdaydudest316 September 12, 2019
Refers to something you were unprepared for that was significantly more difficult or stressful to deal with that you could have anticipated it to be
The side effects from radiation for prostate cancer ate my shorts.
Hey, dude, stop hassling me over the money I owe you. I lost all my cash when my wallet was lifted. Trying to pay bills this month ate my shorts.
Hey, dude, stop hassling me over the money I owe you. I lost all my cash when my wallet was lifted. Trying to pay bills this month ate my shorts.
by PrettyBoyJohnny November 29, 2017
The best damn person you could ever meet. You’ll fall for her immediately. She doesn’t have much for self confidence and doesn’t see how beautiful she is. Is a weirdo but in the best way possible. You are lucky if you have a Kate in your life. Oct 3rd
by Me-Hop December 11, 2019
The act of completely wiping out while trying to move quickly or perform a potentially impressive feat of skill.
Todd tried to grind a rail with his skateboard, but totally Fell Short of the Glory and bagged himself.
by Tremain Skies January 11, 2009