fanum tax

stealing food from ur friend

Joe: stop fanum taxing my food bozo
John: no

by SlugcatIsReal December 20, 2024

toochis tax

Money an ex-spouse must pay in support to a man she/he married because he had a hot body.

Also see tittie tax.

-Did you hear Barbara and Dan are getting divorced after only ten months?

-She's going to have to pay a hefty toochis tax to get out of that one.

by Jareau September 1, 2009

taxes

getting more money from jobs? Goverment: all of the $$$$

i hate diong taxes bjhbvkgvkhgvkhgkjghkhgkuhyg

by Q.U.I.Z. April 28, 2024

Tax

Tax means take something off someone or you’d want something

I’ll tax that t-shirt off you

by lw210104 January 16, 2021

Fanum Tax

When someone gifts you something and it has the brand/logo of the person/company on it so that you advertise it for them making it a win/win situation.

Mr. beats gifts you a car with his logo on it that is a fanum tax.

by Nikk Ger October 31, 2023

Aston Tax

A shameless ripoff of the iconic Fanum Tax. Whenever someone buys energy drinks or soda, Aston always taxes it like ex swedish prime minister Stefan Löfven.

Johannes: I just bought me a monster energy drink.

Aston: ASTON TAX!!!!!!!!

Greg: Bruh ima kill Aston if he keeps being a lazy fatass.

by RickBlowbre125 January 16, 2024

Green Tax

Switching to Nvidia gpu's even though they're expensive as hell, but the drivers are more stable than competitors

"damn, my GPU caught on fire and burned down my house and killed my family. Gonna have to pay that green tax."

"My wife and kids are starving to death, but at least my GPU wont crash."

by slavicboy22 February 10, 2024