by A retarded furry September 4, 2021

a Fluffy guy that likes to eat hardly shares and makes strange noises while eating
another word for Chinese dick
another word for Chinese dick
by ferdiedadysboy July 21, 2022

a very hot persons last name it is dutch, if you happen to date one he will wow you with his big penis and amazingly toned abs so stay with the man with this last name me i met one myself i gave him great head and chocked on on his big dick then he analed me and i moaned so hard hes so hot and you should love mr van kuyk
fuck me harder daddy (mr VAN KUYK)
by DADDYFINDER69 May 22, 2018

by The bloody tomatoes March 30, 2019

Van Dielen
If you ever come across someone with the last name Van Dielen then your in luck. They are they are the most funniest crazy loudest people ever and have a ginormous heart. These people will always make you laugh and always have something fun in mind. There so exciting and super fun to hangout with. you should definitely never let them go because your life will be a bore without them. In other words they put piazzas in your life. Van Dielens ROCK!
by bbygirlabril7 April 7, 2022

A fetish where one fills the back of a cargo van with zip-lock bags full of warm gravy, dons a bondage suit complete with metal studs then dives into the pile of bags and pretends to seizure. Can also be performed in a kiddy pool. In Germany the zip-locks are replaced with condoms. Named after the famous incident of the epileptic working in the kitchen of dennys on all you can eat biscuits and gravy day. Who seized and created sloppy history on the kitchen floor.
by mr flopadopolous May 25, 2014

The act of obtaining candy then being fucked in ass figuratively or literally, more often then not without consent from the victim being "White Vanned."
by Codfisssh November 10, 2019
