Polish Roulette

It has the same principle of Russian Roulette, but with a higher chance of death.

To play Polish Roulette, you must have a Glock and 1 bullet. After you load the bullet into the Glock, you put it to your head and hope the gun jams. There is no recorded instance of Polish Roulette ever happening.
Steven: My brother committed suicide last night.

Enrique: Oh my God, I'm sorry. How did he do it?

Steven: He played Polish Roulette and lost.
by HorseJerky1776 May 18, 2020
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Polished Turd

A movie in which the audience is oblivious to horrid writing because of how it looks graphically.
Bro 1: yo this movie is so good!!

Bro 2: nigga that movie was straight ass that shit was a polished turd the only thing good were the visuals
by FurryHunter69 April 28, 2023
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Polish outhouse

1: When a woman's thighs are the same size as their buttocks.

2: cankles, but it's thighs.
The only reason I go to the gym is to stare at thick girls doing squats, the ones built like Polish Outhouses.
by Bristol H. Hawkstone April 26, 2024
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Polish Threads

An effeminate article of clothing worn by a straight man who can pull off wearing it without looking gay.

•The name is derived from the floral costumes Polish men are often seen wearing on holidays.
•One need not necessarily proclaim a " no homo " when recognising any Polish Threads as fire, fly, or sweet, etc.
•One may own more than one piece of Polish Threads, but if he really into it, then he kinda sus

•Polish Threads are in no way gay, and are supportive of the fact that men can wear and appreciate stereotypically "effeminate" things without in any way damaging their masculinity.
•Hawaiian shirts do not count as Polish Threads
Person 1: Damn, them some sweet Polish Threads!

Person 2: Thanks! I appreciate your lack of ignorance regarding the depth and complexity of male expression possible through clothing!
by moinstavich May 21, 2019
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Pulled a Polish

When you fail to deploy your parachute in time and down yourself in Warzone
“Boys, I just pulled a polish.”
“Lmfao, this guy just pulled a polish”
by LordMo7 July 28, 2021
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Polish shortcut

to take a longer route that is not scenic
Rachel and I are taking the Polish shortcut to the park
by anonymous384293 April 13, 2025
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Polish Whisper

It's like an Irish whisper but an entire decibel louder. For Polish people whispering in such a fashion and people talking to said Pole.
*Insert Name here* Just gave me the Polish whisper telling me that my fly is down Infront of all those women
by Ranuncolo June 5, 2023
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