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Polish Plant

When you take any garden plant/flower and place it into a hooker butthole, from which you dig and eat it out with your mouth.
I gave that lady a crazy Polish Plant last night
by Willsmithspapa420 October 3, 2024
mugGet the Polish Plantmug.

polish hair net

A pasta fork; apoon-shaped instrument with prongs for lifting long-stranded cooked pastas, such as spaghetti.
"I can't find my fucking racist thing!"
"Your what?"
"My Polish hair net! This thing!"
"You mean a pasta fork?"
"Yeah my grandmother calls it a Polish hair net, I think it's a Dutch thing, they're really racist."
by Not So Super Mario September 20, 2013
mugGet the polish hair netmug.

Polish knuckles

I'm going to polish knuckles on that guys face!
by Th3 mountain man September 14, 2020
mugGet the Polish knucklesmug.

Polish Deepthroat

Unfortunately many a Polish seem to have been rig scripted into being part of some slanderous attempt at undermining our Freedom based society here with some horrid perverse agenda. While not all slander slut slags may equally visually resemble the infamous monica lewinsky for which the so called "monica lewinsky situation" is named after it being a way ti refer to slander attempts and general evil plots, the Polish Deepthroat is what it is called when the entire situation seems to hinge on some poor young throat being basically scapegoated..

Alternatively, "Polish Deepthroat" can be defined as a particular style of sucking a dick which involves particular vigour and enthusiasm from the fellator in terms of how much the gag reflex is tested and its limits pushed during the act.

Sometimes and in fact oftentimes both these definitions are interwoven.
"Yes! The Woman I picked up looks like Monica Lesinski" thought Stan, "she is gunna choke on me like a classic Polish Deepthroat in some sort of hearst style Monica Lewinski Situation all bundled up in Polish Deepthroat spiddle...
by Itssatjayuga@gmail June 11, 2019
mugGet the Polish Deepthroatmug.

Polish Freckle

Is that a Polish Freckle? Who taught you how to wipe?
by Pseudodymrod September 7, 2021
mugGet the Polish Frecklemug.

polishing the jag

Describes having a posh wank, i.e. masturbating whilst wearing a condom
I walked in and he was polishing the jag
by ezelbee November 17, 2016
mugGet the polishing the jagmug.

Polishing My Granite

Lubing up your winkie and polishing until completion.
My girl and I were having an amazing night but the best part when she would start Polishing My Granite winkie.
by graniteman1960 February 21, 2020
mugGet the Polishing My Granitemug.

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