Dripping Goat

when you have eaten a girl out and her sexual juices dry in your beard hair.

she was so fucking wet dawg my chin was dripping cum i had a dripping goat

by baileymk6 September 27, 2018

goat music

Music that is so terrible, soo simple, and sooo repetitive, a herd of goats probably played a large role in its production.

That Indian Kathakali show had some epic goat music blaring all over the place with four half-naked dudes beating a drum for two hours.

by kirupa April 19, 2015

GOAT SODA

G.O.A.T. S.O.D.A.
Greatest Of All Time / Standard Of Demonstrated Ability or Application; acronyms for Adjectival & Adverbial phrases that can be used separately or together to describe a 'person, team or group of skill or ability’ as well as a ‘product, tool, technique, or method’ to accomplish a task or purpose. Used in almost any context.

"This sandpaper is goat soda! -- This glue is goat soda! -- This player/team is goat soda! --- This fire starter is goat soda! -- This motor oil is goat soda...

by Tuttle At Large April 2, 2021

billy goats

Extremely large attractive breasts.

Damn dude, Look at those billy goats! I just wanna suck em!

by Rob Lussier September 1, 2008

Goat-Fuckers International

A better name for ISIS, IS, or whatever the hell they're calling themselves now.

Federal Officer: After a brief investigation, we have concluded that the moron whose suicide vest blew up before he left the house had connections with Goat-Fuckers International .

by gfihater March 13, 2016

Goat Cheese Omelette

Slang for marijuana.

"Ganja? The Devil's Lettuce? Sticky Icky? Daddy Boom-balatti? Turtle, Hot Snookum, Goat Cheese Omelette, Snoop's Bunion!" -Connie, the Hormone Monstress (Big Mouth, Netflix 2017)

by Goat Cheese Omelette November 27, 2018

Escape Goat

The lame, and probably fake excuse that someone comes up with to get the hell out of a relationship (or a relationshit).

Jack didn't know how to end his relationship with Carol, so he used the fact that they went to different schools as an Escape Goat

Matt - "Dude, you're finally single again?"
Richard - "Hell yea bro, I told Megan that I'm too busy at work and I couldn't handle the relationship."
Matt - "Nice Escape Goat!"

by Majdnoon October 25, 2011