Tuscaloosa Titty Twister

Attach car jumper clamps to a woman's nipples then proceed to fuck her anally doggy-style. As you climax, reach around and grab the clamps and twist her nipples with in a strenuous manner, while screaming, "ROLL DAMN TIDE."

Bro, my girlfriend broke up with me last night after I ripped off her nipples when we tried the Tuscaloosa Titty Twister.

by TittyTwister69 January 13, 2016

polish pickle twister

The act of a male being suspended by ropes face down,he is spun in one direction winding him up. He inserts hi penis into the woman's anus and is let go unwinding and bobbing up and down !!!

I'm so damn lucky that your mom likes to do phe polish pickle twister !!!

by Pudknocker July 20, 2016

peruvian nipple twister

A peruvian nipple twister is when your fucking a chick doggy you grab her nipples from over her shoulders and pull them over her head while you twist

So i was fucking this freaky chick and she asked me to give her a peruvian nipple twister

by Pptouch September 24, 2017

Twisty-dick

To become suddenly affected by an unfortunate event (namely in regards to unfortunate encounters with girlfriends) and to take on a depressed demeanor in response.

Also: Quite literally, the victim's penis twists up and resembles a cork screw. Only alcohol and the lubricating function of the vagina can undo this twisty-dick-ness.

Your buddy just breaks up with his girlfriend:

You: "Awww.. Who has the twisty-dick?"

Your buddy: "... I have the twisty dick..." :(

You: "It's okay, buddy... We'll find a bottle of Jack and a couple of hookers to untwist your twisty-dick..."

Your buddy: "Thanks, buudddyyy...." :D

by JDSmith February 16, 2010

Fuck Twist

A sex position that emulates that of a Twizzler. May also be used as an adjective in order to exacerbate the obvious fact that you want to fuck that girl in your math class.

Sally fuck twisted John to death.

I wish to fuck-twist you to death.

by Jawsh1 October 16, 2011

Titty Twist

When you're stuck in between two impossible choices.

"Yo man, this chicks be puttin' me in a titty twist."
"I'm in a titty twist between Coke and Pepsi, y0."

by cwright9 June 18, 2015

Twister

Twister:
Sex move number 154. made by cristina and jeremy.
you'll thank us when you end up in awkward positions that are just like suggesting you two + a bed.

Okay so I'm playing twister and somehow I just happen to be dry humping this girl because of the spots we were in.
THANK YOU TWISTER

by jeremy and cristina September 5, 2008