and if you don't like it pass the blunt to the nigga on your left

an awesome quote from the true gangsta Jimmy from the town of South Park.

Jimmy's Mom: I won't let you go back to that gang.
Jimmy: I will and if you don't like it you can pass the blunt to the nigga on your left

by Alec November 4, 2004

Don't Hate The Playa/Playette Hate The Game

Do not fault the successful participant in a flawed system; try instead to discern and rebuke that aspect of its organization which allows or encourages the behavior that has provoked your displeasure.

Teacher: You have plagarized this essay.
Student: Don't hate the player; hate the game.

by Player March 15, 2005

If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?

A phrase heard in the Pink Floyd song, "Another Brick in the Wall". Extremely funny.

Son: "Mom, can I have some pudding?"
Mom: "You haven't eaten your meat yet."
Son: "But mom!"
Mom: "Son, you know that: 'If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
Son: "Don't be quoting Pink Floyd on me again..."

by DuBois April 7, 2006

this isn't where I parked my car

A phrase used anytime one needs to get out of an awkward situation.

While in the club, Joe begins hitting on a nice young lady, Jane. Jane's big, scary boyfriend suddenly shows up, which is when Joe says, "this isn't where I parked my car!" and casually walks away.

by ginger87 March 8, 2010

Don’t Be A Pussy

“pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”, therefore it is saying do not be a coward.

person 1: let’s go on that roller coaster at six flags that goes in a loop!
person 2: no way that’s terrifying!!
person 1: come on man, don’t be a pussy

by sandysally November 11, 2017

Don't take it personally

Something that Urban Dictionary moderators email you when they reject your definition.

"A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!"
T_T 🎻

by P.L.U.R. kind friend August 23, 2017

You ain't got no pancake mix!

1. The perfect way to shut up a annoying preacher person who shows up out of nowhere. Proven from a popular youtube video titled, 'You ain't got no pancake mix.'.

The video gained even more popularity from a RWJ(raywilliamjohnson) video.

2. The best comeback for anything.

1. Annoying person: If you do not believe in God you will go to hell, and burn for ever.

You: YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!

Annoying person:........

2. Your common jackass: Your a weak minded little fag with no life.

You: YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!!

by Thatreallyannoyinglosergirl June 24, 2010