The Maastricht Sydrome descibes a lasting, location-dependent sexual low which is supposedly caused by external factors such as stress, work overload, lack of potential sex buddies or other turn-off forces linked to the environment. The Maastricht Sydrome is named after a town in Limburg in the Netherlands where it has been experienced by generations of students. Sexual frustration is generally associated with the Maastricht Syndrome.
I only started studying here 3 weeks ago and one can already detect first symptoms of the Maastricht Syndrome!
Don´t worry it´s not about you, it´s the Maastricht Syndrome. Try your luck somewhere else.
The good thing about the Maastricht Syndrome is that I don´t suffer from sexually tranmitted infections!
Don´t worry it´s not about you, it´s the Maastricht Syndrome. Try your luck somewhere else.
The good thing about the Maastricht Syndrome is that I don´t suffer from sexually tranmitted infections!
by gate crasher x October 23, 2011
Get the Maastricht Syndrome mug.A similar syndrome to Vietnam Syndrome, it occurs in those who have watched the viral video 2 girls 1 cup and cannot look at a piece of shit without having a flashback to the video. It is a branch of the much larger Viral video syndrome which includes BME Pain Olympics Syndrome and 2 Girls 1 Finger syndrome.
Thing 1: Dude, where's Grandma?
Thing 2: She was in the Bathroom and then started yelling at me "What's wrong with you? OHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHH".
Thing 1: That's pretty weird.
Thing 2: Hey give her a break she has 2 girls 1 cup syndrome
Thing 2: She was in the Bathroom and then started yelling at me "What's wrong with you? OHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHH".
Thing 1: That's pretty weird.
Thing 2: Hey give her a break she has 2 girls 1 cup syndrome
by Chas A April 22, 2008
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Tourette Syndrome is an inherited, neurological disorder characterized by repeated and involuntary body movements (tics) and uncontrollable vocal sounds.
In a minority of cases, the vocalizations can include socially inappropriate words and phrases -- called coprolalia. These outbursts are neither intentional nor purposeful. Involuntary symptoms can include eye blinking, repeated throat clearing or sniffing, arm thrusting, kicking movements, shoulder shrugging or jumping.
These and other symptoms typically appear before the age of 18 and the condition occurs in all ethnic groups with males affected 3 to 4 times more often than females. Although the symptoms of TS vary from person to person and range from very mild to severe, the majority of cases fall into the mild category. Associated conditions can include attentional problems, impulsiveness and learning disabilities.
In a minority of cases, the vocalizations can include socially inappropriate words and phrases -- called coprolalia. These outbursts are neither intentional nor purposeful. Involuntary symptoms can include eye blinking, repeated throat clearing or sniffing, arm thrusting, kicking movements, shoulder shrugging or jumping.
These and other symptoms typically appear before the age of 18 and the condition occurs in all ethnic groups with males affected 3 to 4 times more often than females. Although the symptoms of TS vary from person to person and range from very mild to severe, the majority of cases fall into the mild category. Associated conditions can include attentional problems, impulsiveness and learning disabilities.
by Cosmicstargoat April 28, 2004
Get the tourette syndrome mug.The immense attraction Asian women have for Caucasian men that was spurred in part by the movie Titanic starring Leonardo DiCaprio. The attraction is even stronger for Caucasian men with blue eyes.
Asian Guy #1) Woah. It's another Asian girl with a Caucasian guy.
Asian Guy #2) Yeah. It's because he has blue eyes.
Asian Guy #1) Word. She has a case of Titanic Syndrome
Asian Guy #2) Yeah. It's because he has blue eyes.
Asian Guy #1) Word. She has a case of Titanic Syndrome
by OCrealistOC October 28, 2010
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Get the dickie-do syndrome mug.That awful feeling you get after you bust your load. In a matter of seconds, your whole world of fantasies fades away and that porn you were watching, or that girl you were doing suddenly becomes revolting. You wonder what the hell you were thinking, and you bask in your depression until the syndrome resides. PBS usually lasts for up to 30 minutes.
Example 1:
Guy: GUAHHHH! *busts*
*sits there while the porno continues on*
Guy: WTF was I thinking, this post-bust syndrome is AWFUL!
*uses free hand to awkwardly move the mouse and close the porno*
Example 2:
Guy: GUAHHHHH! *busts*
Girl: Wanna cuddle babe?
Guy: Hell no, get out of my sight.
Guy: GUAHHHH! *busts*
*sits there while the porno continues on*
Guy: WTF was I thinking, this post-bust syndrome is AWFUL!
*uses free hand to awkwardly move the mouse and close the porno*
Example 2:
Guy: GUAHHHHH! *busts*
Girl: Wanna cuddle babe?
Guy: Hell no, get out of my sight.
by B68B January 30, 2010
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A condition seen when two people experience similar thoughts as a result of having the same thought processes. Often found between very close friends, siblings, and lovers.
(Can be abbreviated as "STS".)
A condition seen when two people experience similar thoughts as a result of having the same thought processes. Often found between very close friends, siblings, and lovers.
(Can be abbreviated as "STS".)
A: (humming "Bohemian Rhapsody")
B: What the heck!? I was just thinking of that song! Same Thought Syndrome!
B: What the heck!? I was just thinking of that song! Same Thought Syndrome!
by 2 bodies 1 heart October 1, 2009
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