A "Colorado Summer" is an era in a young mans life when he liberals-up and gains maximum rizz because of it. During this phase, his room is an artsy fuckboy temple. Posters of obscure bands, large plants, and LED lights apesr one day. Soon after, he gets an alternative haircut and starts taking edibles like they were prescribed... New-found rizz lands this guy an undeserving amount of bitches. This is due to a positive feedback loop that starts to occur between the rizzing tinder hoes and his involvement in gym bro activity.
"Bro, have you seen Eden's room? He might be having a Colorado Summer right now."
"Fuck it bro, I'm buying another Mt. Joy poster... I'm tryna have a Colorado Summer this year."
"Fuck it bro, I'm buying another Mt. Joy poster... I'm tryna have a Colorado Summer this year."
by Significant_ Seinfeld December 17, 2022
Get the A Colorado Summermug. 
Jones beach concerts
Long summer night with your best friends
The beach is 30 minutes away
Best beaches every
Ice cream for every meal
Only thing you wear are bikinis
The only thing you have to worry about is of you are tan enough
The best nights are when you are drunk with your best friends
You don’t have to worry about what you look like
Long summer night with your best friends
The beach is 30 minutes away
Best beaches every
Ice cream for every meal
Only thing you wear are bikinis
The only thing you have to worry about is of you are tan enough
The best nights are when you are drunk with your best friends
You don’t have to worry about what you look like
by Kaylel January 5, 2019
Get the long island summersmug. by HalfPastEight September 10, 2022
Get the Washington Summermug. These are the movies that are released before the summer blockbuster season. They are usually released in April, but sometimes as early as March. They may have some elements of a summer blockbuster such as action and science fiction elements, but they usually are not quite the draw that summer movies are since kids are still in school. These movies also advertise summer blockbusters heavily.
by New English August 10, 2010
Get the Pre-Summer Moviemug. A codeword for a long-term psych ward or residential behavioral health facility. Typically used when in public or when speaking with people who don't know you were in a mental facility.
by lilith_hope November 29, 2022
Get the Summer camp,mug. Somebody who thrives in the summer but also does fuck with the winter and is at his weakest point in the winter
“Damn where Ryan been at? He was wild in the summer he hasn’t shown up to school in a min.” “He’s a summer bear bro, probably hibernating rn, chill”
by Tediousten January 26, 2023
Get the Summer bearmug.