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Hobo Shower

The act of using wet naps as a wash cloth or loofah to "clean" yourself.

This act is typically done by hobos, people on road trips, or people at music festivals that couldn't afford a hotel and now must do a "hobo shower" in the porta-potty.
Guy 1: Bro, there's a naked dude in the bathroom cleaning himself with a wetnap!
Guy 2: aw dude he's taking a hobo shower...he's probably going to the phish concert that's in town.
by Gusbus0691 April 15, 2017
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shower dresser

by bopitchamp May 30, 2004
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Shower Meditation

Shower meditation is the easiest way to get your mind into the Alpha stage. Just close your eyes and let the water renew you in mind and body. This is done standing up unless you shower sitting or don't have balance enough to shower with your eyes closed. However, it does work best when eyes are completely closed and you rely on the other senses to find the soap and shampoo. Shower Meditation is perfect for those who can't relax enough for conventional meditating.
This Lavender mint oil is perfect for my shower meditation.
Aroma therapy is good for shower meditation.
by AppleRay June 1, 2015
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Bumpy Shower

A gay sex act which involves but is not limited to entering a shower, bathtub, or sauna for the purpose of contracting multiple sexually transmitted infections such as gonorrhea, herpes, and genital warts. Quite often bubble bath or conditioner is used as lubrication to penetrate the anus. This often leaves both participants feeling dirtier than when they entered.
Jole: Did you hear that Bret gave Frank a bumpy shower?

Matt: Yea man, I heard they're both burnin now

or

Jole: I've been farting bubbles all day man what happened last night?

Matt: You don't remember? We took a bumpy shower.
by Chuck VanDoren September 25, 2012
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Covid Shower

When your woman (or man if incarcerated) is on all fours and you are driving your man plug home without using any virus protection equipment, you have them turn to look at you. When they react to your calling, you shoot your baby butter deep and sneeze in their face effectively giving them your gifts of hot sex and Covid.
"So did you take that girl home last night? Sure did. I gave her a nice Covid Shower."
by JR382 January 14, 2022
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kebab shower

when you shower with another person, stood back to back and rotating like a kebab
We’ll see you in a minute, just going for a kebab shower!
by colldog November 22, 2021
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Refugee Shower

To scrub/rinse your head under a running faucet. Typical for when there are no showers available and you're too damn tired to undress.
Jay: "Man, that workout was intense, but now I'm running behind for my date and I reek!"
Dan: "Dude, easy answer - refugee shower!"
by DiscoDTam September 12, 2014
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