morning after shirt

A dude's button up shirt commonly put on by a girl when she wakes up the morning after

Damn she looks even hotter in the morning after shirt than she did last night.

by Baby Octane October 9, 2017

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Crunchy Shirt

When you are punching the clown and forget to bring the tissues. In your state of panic before you climax, you reach for the closest thing to blow your load into, a shirt. Latter when you are out of laundry for work, the only thing you have left to wear is the shirt you shot all your sperm into and it is very crunchy.

Man, I haven't done laundry in three weeks and I had to were this crunchy shirt.

by NERV2005 September 17, 2018

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Brock's Shirt

An article of clothing that has been stretched into a V-chest not too long ago.

Brock: "Ahhh, stop strecthing it!"
Bryan: "Hahaha, it's a V-neck! lol"
Brock: "No, it's a V-chest."
Mom: "Stop stretching Brock's Shirt"

by Bjizzy in da hizz house July 29, 2011

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Shirting

When one has to take off their shirt due to the intestinal pain that is due to... (enter possible cause for the diarrhea that tested your accuracy and ability to puke through your legs whilst painting the bowl... impossible)

Ugh I drank way too much last night. I’ve been shirting all morning.

by Bowl Banter February 20, 2023

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V-Shirt

T-Shirts sold at a Vagina Monologues event.

Sleeping person: What is that ruckus outside? There aren't enough gays for it to be a marriage march, not enough pink for breast cancer support?

Friend texting back: Are there a lot of V-shirts? It could be a vagina monologues march.

by Grilliam March 14, 2009

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