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Salt demons

Basically, what the word implies. Demons that you get from eating salt.

Leading to bad moods, bad vibez in general, irritability, insomnia, depression, manic episodes, uclers and addiction-like behaviour.
"Hey, do you want some of my salted chips" - Person 1, eating salt

"No thank you, I do not want the Salt demons" - Person 2 no salt having, drinking a beer

"Don't worry man it's just a little flavour enhancer that comes from the ocean or himalayers" Person 1, loudly munching

"The Salt demons are going to have their way again, you'll see" - Person 2, Beer chug

Later, Person one has an insomnia that lasts until he gets to sleep in the morning but feels like it was worth it.

Person two gets great sleep and is generally better shape.

Salt demons.

Be well everyone.
by Swiftyoldboy July 27, 2025
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A jellyfish sex with Horse salt Vs. starburst inside a coffee machine.
"Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine." "Sorry guys, my brain doesn't feel good." - Soup from the Goons
by The Ultimate Gooner August 31, 2025
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Castlederg Salt Lamp

When you fill a girl’s mouth with pop rocks and receive a blow job from her
I got a Castlederg Salt Lamp yesterday it was great
by jaffa67 October 4, 2025
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Salt water taffy

The salt water taffy; When you take one ball and one ball only from your nut sack, and roll up on both sides (so it looks like a salt water taffy wrapper). Take a picture and send it to your boys.
Yo dude wtf Jaden just hit me with a salt water taffy!
by Retardation foundation October 13, 2025
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Salt Water Sump

The art of having your anal cavity filled with male ejaculate.
Gay Dude 1: "That guy has a great ass!"
Gay Dude 2: "Yeah, that's a fine Salt Water Sump he has there!"
by Bigkevsta November 14, 2025
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Salt Water Sump

A descriptive noun for an ass that looks like it takes ejaculate.
Dude 1: "That thotty looks like she likes it in the ass!"
Dude 2: "She got a big ol' Salt Water Sump fo' sho'!"
by Bigkevsta November 14, 2025
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Gay Salt

A latte with extra gay salt please. Then remove the pineapple from my rectum.
by Maggie T November 21, 2025
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