Speed Desmond

If you're really fast, you're a Speed Desmond.

The term originates from a slight misunderstanding between autocorrect and the phrase 'speed daemon'.

"I'll be there in five 'cause I'm a Speed Desmond!"

by charis September 15, 2013

High Speed Rail

When an Asian couple are having sex so fast, that they are a blur to observers. There's lots of heat involved, so lubrication is critical. Note: they may be louder than typical.

Woah buddy, that Asian couple at the orgy was really getting the high speed rail going. I hope they used a lot of lube.

Yeah but the sound... wow!

by msvxt December 3, 2023

screwed And speed

Screwed and speed is a unique vibe of music created by underground icon (JX666) where the music is slowed and speeds up to give you an unforgettable feeling .JX666 was Influenced by the late dj scerw and edm to create this one of a kind sound …

I love that new screwed and speed track to my fav artist songs

by Chris slowed July 2, 2023

sanic speed

- Going hell fast as sanic does (aka going faster than the speed of light)
- Extraordinarily fast.

Person1: Oh my god he is going at SANIC SPEED!1!!1!
Person2: Yeah, he's very fast.

by TheSonicGoodFans August 12, 2018

Speed regimer

A person who looks like they would work at a diner who also owns a lot of high end equipment

Archie: have you seen Cory’s new golf set

Tony:yeah and his mustache is looking fire

Archie:he’s a speed regimer

by Gypsyguy July 28, 2025

mock speed

how fast someone makes fun of you

-compliments to the author who coined this “Amy Ulluriak Lord”

Sure enough, when a typo is made online, Kyle moves at Mock Speed to be the first to point it out and bully the O.P.

by jornumunroj April 26, 2023

Aging at the speed of white

A phrase to exemplify the bad and slow nature of white people not learning, developing, evolving, or improving. (It could also mean that white people tend to age faster physically)

You need to stop aging at the speed of white you racist POS!

Welp..... society is just aging at the speed of white...

You're not looking so good... aging at the speed of white.

by LingDanc803 October 19, 2023