Koia Speed 

Well known as a highly accurate process performed at an accelerated pace.

Man, I crushed out those label changes at Koia speed! Pure perfection and, wow that was quick. It's a thing of beauty...

Koia Speed by Articulate Gentleman March 12, 2023

mock speed 

how fast someone makes fun of you

-compliments to the author who coined this “Amy Ulluriak Lord”

Sure enough, when a typo is made online, Kyle moves at Mock Speed to be the first to point it out and bully the O.P.

mock speed by jornumunroj April 26, 2023

Spiegel speed 

A speed where you are almost in 1st gear but still in reverse, or just being very unproductive

Our employee moves at spiegel speed.

Spiegel speed by blowinupshizz May 3, 2023

Gary speed

When your mate goes absolutely bastardised over some booger sugar

My mate zico has just become Gary speed again .

Gary speed by Gazza speed May 18, 2023

Universe speed 

Another way to say or express "Godspeed", but for agnostic and atheist people. Sometimes it is written as one word between it (universespeed).

I have a shit ton of work to do. Fml.
Universe speed!

You got this. In Universe speed!

Universe speed by LingDanc803 September 7, 2023

Top Speed 

name for someone that likes going so fucking fast to the point where they are redlining the shit out their engine causing engine damage (driving so fast, top speed of the car is often achieved.)

Me: “Yo gangg, you gotta come thru i heard some BBL DEMONS were pulling up to the party in a few”

Gang: “SAY LE$$$$$. i’m going “top speed””

*gang never made it to the party :\*

Top Speed by AllBlackLex November 16, 2023

High Speed Rail 

When an Asian couple are having sex so fast, that they are a blur to observers. There's lots of heat involved, so lubrication is critical. Note: they may be louder than typical.

Woah buddy, that Asian couple at the orgy was really getting the high speed rail going. I hope they used a lot of lube.

Yeah but the sound... wow!

High Speed Rail by msvxt December 3, 2023