Russian Fold

When you get hit in the dick when your are fully erect and your dick folds in half as a result. Can also result from when a bitch is riding you cowgirl style and falls off like an autistic cunt and bends your dick in half as she falls.

Richard: "Did you just get hit in the dick?"
Steve: "Yeah that bitch gave me a Russian fold"

by 69gay69 January 11, 2017

russian guzzler

When you are having sex with a girl on her period and you pull out and stick it in her mouth and cum.

Man i fucked this chick last night on her period. I pulled that shit out stuck it in her mouth and gave her a Russian guzzler.

by Sprunkle king January 31, 2017

Russian Sludge

Cumming into a shot glass of vodka for the perfect savory midnight treat

I woke up at 3 am for that savory Russian Sludge

by SlipperyTant March 7, 2017

russian willy

When someone is giving you a blowjob, and then you before you ejaculate, you pull out, and then stick the tip of your penis in their ear and then ejaculate

Adam told his girlfriend Lindsay that he was going to give her a wet Willy, but instead he gave her a Russian Willy

by Pssydstryr69420 December 8, 2016

russian sail boat

Tampon soaked in vodka and inserted in anus

Did you hear Johnny did a Russian sail boat last night

by Westsenecajohnny March 13, 2017

russian math

The name for nerds who need extra hard math and like to "show off" about it.

Hey, what did you get for your math quiz?
100%...
Oh yeah, you're a russian math.

by geek.girl April 13, 2017

Russian Pork Chop

Two men and a large woman on her period have a gangbang. When the woman is giving him the succ

she bites his cock off and squirts her period blood on it, while forcing the other man to eat it while she gives him head.

Dude, I got a great Russian Pork chop yesterday!

by Btrain8585 March 21, 2017