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The country where most of the mysterious fofudia wearers live. All they do nowadays is defending the primordial Russian/Orthodox(christian)/communist ideology* on the web against their eternal enemy the West and its mercenaries from Ukraine, Georgia & Baltic states, as you can see in the definitions below. In their spare time they laud the Luminary Putin.

* Can you imagine people who love the last czar shot by the commies and the commies themselves? Or people that join what they think is Christianity with what they think is heritage of their pagan ancestors? Well, it's how they are, the mysterious fofudia wearers.
1) Who's now playing jazz, will bought be by the West!
2) Blame the Jews if there's no juice!
(Russian f-wearers usual sayings)
by Pstchan July 20, 2008
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Russian Candy cane

When A man has sex with a girl during her period so that his cock is all bloody. When hes about to cum, he pulls his dick out and lets the cum drizzle down his dick making a swirling effect of the blood cum mixture on his dick. Then he makes the girl suck his dick (he may have ass-fucked her earlier for the extra bit of self esteem this will take from the girl), then he wipes whatevers left in the back of her hair, where she can't get it out.
Gardiner: So what did you do with your bitch last night?
Steve: Well it was her period, so I gave her the old Russian Candy Cane, even wiped it in her hair!
by TheBigBootLeg July 31, 2007
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Black Russian

A brand of luxury cigarette made by Sobranie but no longer available, at least in the United States. Black Russians were wrapped in deep brown paper and sometimes had gold tips and had a flavor a bit like Nat Shermans. They were the best cigarettes ever made.
Black Russians had so much tar and nicotine their sale was banned.
by Roody October 13, 2006
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Russian Clap

The act of someone who has big balls taking the skin of the testicles and lifting them over the lover's mouth and the lover blowing on the balls.
He gave me the best russian clap I've had in months!
by Jake tyking April 10, 2011
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Russian Rodeo

The practice of misnaming a girl you are having sex while you are having sex from behind. You then try to stay on her as long as possible as she tries to turn around.
Bob: Yo, I russian rodeo-ed that chick.
Connor: Nice! How long did you hold on?
Bob: I only got like 7 second, she was feisty.
by Ronnor January 1, 2012
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Russian Drunk

Being extremely drunk off vodka. A person who is Russian Drunk may be found arguing, fighting, slurring speech, or passed out in the bathtub.
We are going to get Russian Drunk off this SVEDKA.

Man that fool is Russian Drunk!
by milehighjoe February 5, 2012
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Russian Blanket

The act of drinking alcohol (usually Vodka, preferably from Russia, but may be beer or other liquors) in order to give you the warm feeling associated with beginning to drink alcohol.
Hey man, can you give me some vodka? I'm freezing and need a Russian Blanket
by Vladimir_Putin December 31, 2012
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