roberts

oh your dick is fine robbey! i love you! oh, yes, feed me that cum!!!!!!!

roberts is nice

by ebfjkawehbfhleflhaebfhjebfhjeb March 10, 2022

Doing A Robert

the act of 'doing a robert' consists of either having an irrational fear of bananas, being too scared to do simple rudimentary instructions or having a very small penis.

'ere look at him'
'I know right?'
'why is he running from a banana?'
'ah, he must be doing a robert!'

by Kai Girthy December 2, 2022

Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson is the hottest, sexiest man to ever walk this planet. He is also known as Edward Cullen. Robert Pattinson is so beautiful I can’t even explain it!!!!!

Me: OMG IS THAT ROBERT PATTINSON! HE IS SO HOT
Robert Pattinson: yeah that’s me
Me: *faints*

by RobertPattinsonwife March 21, 2021

Robert

The Biggest Simp on the Planet

Guy 1 - you're acting like a Robert

Guy 2 - dude it's okay I play fortnite

by Big Nigga Bert March 28, 2020

Robert Wears

A person who is self absorbed, thinks highly himself, and is usually in a supervisory position. See: dick with ears.

Don't look now here comes Robert Wears.

by Old Man Toot August 29, 2018

Joshua Robert

A gay faggit with a big nose and no self morals. He has probably smoked 2 grams of weed in less than 15 minutes before. He hangs out with other faggots named Andrew, Evan, Brandon, Cole and Chris. He HAD a girl friend, broke up with her, for another girl with a hella think ass.

Your such a Joshua Robert

by Jonathan PickleRIIIIIIICK November 8, 2017

Robert

A very dysfunctional man with problems holding up an erection for more than 22 seconds. He is incredibly ugly and ridiculed for his homosexuality.

Robert gay lmao.

Wow Robert lookin kinda thicc, it's a shame his name is Robert.

by RoberIsActuallyMyName January 19, 2020