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Redneck Humidifier

A burning hot skillet when you take it off the gas stove, and throw it into a sink full of water. It works best with a bit of grease.
Miller: “Shucks, Dan. This sun’s got mah’ skin feelin’ mighty crispy. Y’all got any lotion ‘round these parts?”

Dan: “Don’t need no lotion, ‘cauze I got the good ol’ redneck humidifier heatin’ up on the stove.”
by Splarch February 12, 2023
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Redneck

When a male sticks his penis in another man's throat and face fucks him so furiously that the bottom of the 2nd man's neck becomes red
That guy is a redneck
by Killer Kile August 1, 2017
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Redneck's Friday night

The typical start to every Redneck's weekend.
Grab a can of Canada Dry ginger ale, some chicken, and a little bit of cousin fuckin' and you've got yourself a Redneck's Friday night.
by SquidSplitter June 3, 2015
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Redneck sauce

A combination of ketchup and mayo made into a thick,homogeneous,pink colored sauce , it's used in most cases for dipping,dressing or even as a mixing condiment also it can be used to win an argument against mikeala
Mikeala: redneck sauce isn't ketchup and mayo mixed together

Me: yes it is,just check it on the urban dictionary
by Whodatboiiii August 6, 2017
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redneckability

The standard to which a person's level of redneck is measured.
Leroy's redneckability is on the level of Joe Dirt. Have you seen how impressive his metal lawn art collection is and his mullet wins the contest at the county fair every year.
by Mrs of the Mr October 15, 2017
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Redneck rumble

When a slave master has sex with a lighter skinned slave until both of their necks are red from the heat and intensity
by Realdefinition!!!! November 11, 2021
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Redneck hillbilly internet

Someone who lives in the hills with the Billy's with a redneck with satellite internet.
Dammit dragon you got redneck hillbilly internet, quit complaining you smelly fuck.
by Michaelisaredneckhillbilly August 15, 2024
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