Petty

When you're wife Courtney doesn't know what she is saying

Courtney is a dumb person .... she is petty

by Blank zero January 11, 2017

crabby patty

When an individual, who has a crab tattooed on their ass, sticks their bare ass in someone else's face

Hey look! What's his face passed out on the couch!! I'm gonna give him a crabby patty.

by Ragin Kagin July 26, 2010

Naughty Potty

A masturbation technique when a man sits on the toilet and jacks off. When he reaches orgasm he aims his dick into the toilet and cums. No clean up necessary.

I walked in on my roomate doin the naughty potty.

by PontiacPassion&LavenderLover March 14, 2009

Peppermint Patty Wagon

When you receive oral sex from a female who has mouthwash, gum, or something minty in her mouth at the time.

My friend Chris Ryan was about to get head from an empty-mouthed girl, and he was like, "Ho, put some mouthwash in that mouth I want a Peppermint Patty Wagon!"

by Chris Ryan's Gynecologist April 15, 2012

patty

A slang word/ reference to vagina

Them niggaz went out to the club. They trying to get some patty tonight....

by Brock Freezy January 28, 2008

St. Patty's Day Grenade

When you throw a McDonald's Shamrock Shake into a large crowd of people on St. Patty's day, resulting in a large crowd looking like it has been covered in a green semen. What might happen if a leprechaun skeets on 5th avenue in Manhattan.

1:"Watch this."
(throws shamrock shake into crowd)
2:"Oh my God. It looks like a leprechaun skeeted on them"
1:"That would be a St. Patty's Day Grenade."

by Mr. Charles McMeaty March 29, 2011

Puerto Rican Port-o-Potty

To take a shit in a girl's cunt

"So i was in bed with my girlfriend when i discovered that i had to take a shit, so i gave her a Puerto Rican Port-o-Potty by smushing her vag to my asshole and i laying a hot terd." said Julio

by edward houssein December 19, 2007