n. Derisive name given to short khakis, capris or bermudas whose hemline falls anywhere between the knees and the ankles, worn by short, obese, white, bearded would-be hipsters from New Zealand to New Jersey, in order to hide the fat. Generally worn with a big shirt, most often Hawaiian.
Kevin Smith likes to wear his hobbit pants with a bowling team shirt.
Peter Jackson wore hobbit pants barefoot all through the shooting of "Lord of the Rings".
when guys on xbox live hear a girl talking over a mic say: "OMG are you a girl! Can I please add you to my friends list" and then become horny and pop a boner; thus becoming "tight in the pants"
Kelsey makes all the guys on Xbox Live tight in the pants when she talks over the mic.
1. (n) a smart aleck
2. (n) a person who knows that the word "lul-a-bye" comes from the Saxonwords “lul,” meaning "to sing," and “bye,” meaning "to sleep," and then brags about it in the weekly email newsletter.