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hobbit pants 

n. Derisive name given to short khakis, capris or bermudas whose hemline falls anywhere between the knees and the ankles, worn by short, obese, white, bearded would-be hipsters from New Zealand to New Jersey, in order to hide the fat. Generally worn with a big shirt, most often Hawaiian.
Kevin Smith likes to wear his hobbit pants with a bowling team shirt.

Peter Jackson wore hobbit pants barefoot all through the shooting of "Lord of the Rings".

hobbit pants by Benoit Racine June 19, 2008

Pwnd like a noob with no pants

a term used by my friend whenever he gets a throwing knife kill in mw2... the noob got powned so badly its like he had no pants
triple thermal care package coming in....boom boom boom HARRIERS!!! throwing knife....killed!!!!!!!!! u just got pwnd like a noob with no pants!

Mick Jagger Pants

"Wow, I love your skinny jeans!"
"They aren't skinny jeans.. They're my Mick Jagger pants!"

Party Pants 

Pants that have holes in them due to the immense partying they've been through.
You're wearing your party pants
Party Pants by OGstatus April 7, 2009

Tight in the pants 

when guys on xbox live hear a girl talking over a mic say: "OMG are you a girl! Can I please add you to my friends list" and then become horny and pop a boner; thus becoming "tight in the pants"
Kelsey makes all the guys on Xbox Live tight in the pants when she talks over the mic.

smarty-pants 

1. (n) a smart aleck
2. (n) a person who knows that the word "lul-a-bye" comes from the Saxon words “lul,” meaning "to sing," and “bye,” meaning "to sleep," and then brags about it in the weekly email newsletter.
Example: Kristy is such a smarty-pants.