jizz legs

when a person has sperm, cum, jizz on their legs

Man you have got jizz legs.

by Reno Walkero January 9, 2009

Soul Jizz

When something extremely good happens that makes you feel amazing. Usually associated with opposite sex interactions.

Did you hear what _____ said earlier? It was so sweet I almost Soul Jizzed!

by TheGW May 25, 2011

Jizz Vom

When somethings so good it makes you want to jizz but so bad that it makes you want to vomit (vom) at the same time

uhhh carbs...jizz vom!

by JizzVom April 20, 2010

Jizz bomb

When a boy puts a weeks worth of cum in a condom, then sprays all over his naked girlfriend as she shouts "CUMHOUSE"

Boy: "Let me do my jizz bomb on you."
Girl: "Fack off."

by dizzy mack April 6, 2014

Jizz Jumper

One who jumps at the thought of catching jizz. Usually you would call a girl this if she's a WELL known smut around your school/neighborhood.

1.Yo did you see that jizz jumper look over when you said dick? That trick needs to simmer down thats my nickname.
2.Dat bitch needs to give me my money, out there trickin' on the corner all day and cant pay a pimp, dirty ass jizz jumper.

by Rob Nigga December 23, 2008

jizz weight

a measuring device of jizz. You measure jizz with a jizz scale. it takes many years of training to to get atleast ten pounds of jizz weight.

"dude i was so stoaked when my jizz weight was 8 pounds!"

by webber18 February 26, 2010

jizz and violence

A spurt so hard to the face or upper body of a lover that it physically knocks them backward. Usually followed by a cry of the same name.

"Jizz and violence, jizz and violence. . Jizz..and....VIOLENCE!..........bitch"

by grizzly Adams October 8, 2013