fly is open

When your bulge can be seen through underwear and pants. Women love to see it.

Stephen's underwear always had bad ventilation so he secretly opened his fly. His cock came flying out and Sally could see a huge blue bulge between the black pants. She trolled him by sitting on Stephen. She felt the head of the penis and let out a moan only Stephen could hear. She felt his cock twitch sideways and whispered to him seductively, "I want you on me later." At the end of class, one of his classmates saw something and told him that his fly is open. He blushed. He ran to the unisex toilets and banged open the door. There, on the cold tiles, Sally, wearing a thong was jerking out. "Daddy, you take so long" she said. She went over to me and pulled my pants while I unclipped her bra. They were jigging up and down. I gave them both a peck and she returned the favour by ripping my boxers full of pre-cum since class and licking all of it. She took off my shirt and rubbed it against her pussy, making me as hard as I could get. But now we needed lube caus my dick was dry but she mixed her saliva with her love juice and made my 6' ready for insertion. We made out for a few minutes while inserting a few fingers in her soggy pussy. After that, she laid down while I slowly took off her panties, revealing the huge ass. My dick and I were excited. I began, faster and faster until her moans were so loud it became screams for a second and then all her love juices came onto my face as I pulled out and licked it all.

by BiggusDickusPussySlayer692169 February 6, 2020

open slather

A term coined on Twitter by @Archie21012 referring to the corruption of the Trump regime, in particular Price's and Pruitt's travel expenses and Trump's own cashing in at his own properties and billing the government for outrageous expenses.

This type of grifting, it's called "open slather."

by mrburlesk October 1, 2017

Busting it open

When a woman ejaculates on a mans face and shits in there mouth (optional)

Dang, iggy got me fucked up from busting it open all over me last night, the shit tasted good too

by Grjir836 November 1, 2020

Open Seat

When a person has one headphone in and one headphone out, trying to provoke someone to listen to the music with them.

Tim: Yo this is such a great song....
Eric: Open seat?

by BannannaGun January 20, 2011

Grand Opening

When you use all of your fingers and toes, your penis, and your tongue, while thrusting your pelvis and giving a maniacal laugh. If done right, you can please up to 22 women.

Did you see that sith lord perform the Grand Opening? He was penetrating 22 women!

by Darth R September 13, 2007

Open Container

Buy the most expensive bottle of hard liquor or beer you can afford then find a someone else who has also been drinking copious amounts of alcohol and smash the bottle either on them or on their property while they are present. All the while yelling: "Open container bitch."

Brandon: "Why did you hit me with that bottle man? What the hell is wrong with you?"
Damon: "Open Container Bitch!"

by Jack Scarecrow May 28, 2015

open university

Seat of learning where those who failed in their education can get a second chance to fail again, but this time through second rate tutors and those who can't thrive in the mainstream.

Let's just say its easier to climb the greasy pole of academia in the Open University that other 'proper' universities.

by TheDonkey March 4, 2015