national kissing day

national kissing day is april 13 so taken or not get ur lips ready

just kiss her /him
I mean it is national kissing day

by mimi.isthebest May 25, 2018

National rape day

It doesn’t exist, dumbass. Stop saying it does.

“It’s National rape day!”

“No, it’s not.”

by anonymous July 12, 2021

National Head Day

October 17th, the day where you give or get head. Whether it’s to/from a side piece, ex, friend, or hooker, it’s time for some cabeza 😎

Hey Steph, it’s National Head Day, you gonna give me some suck??

by Eggs & Ketchup October 15, 2019

National Masturbation Day

April 19th, national jerk off day for everyone!

🖐️🍆💦

🖐️🐱💦

"Hey Brianna, it's national masturbation day tomorrow!"

by Gloul April 16, 2021

National Dick Day

It’s July 15th, Happy National Dick Day!
Today is the day we celebrate the creation of dicks as they serve a critical role in our society. They give us a sense of comfort, love, and joy. We appreciate your dick and I hope I can see it in person one day.

Person 1: hey what day is it?
Person 2: NATIONAL DICK DAY COME OVER HERE
Person 1: Huh? Why?
Person 2: SO I CAN GIVE YOU SOME DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

by Donald Trumppp July 15, 2021

National Couples day

On April 12th, everyone who is taken gets to celebrate who they are dating 😉

Billy: HAPPY NATIONAL COUPLES DAY TO THOSE WHO ARE TAKEN

by Sjejeheh April 11, 2019

National Nude Day

Every June 20th you send nudes to anyone (if you want)Make sure you have fun and don’t expose!

Me-it's National nude day
Bae-I already know
*sends nudes

by I like pussy123 June 19, 2019