Morning Burger

The congealed blood, fluids, and tissue that accrues overnight when a woman is on her period.

I thought I would get lucky when we woke up together, but I got a mouthful of morning burger instead.

by skjaldbaka November 16, 2021

good morning god bless

Good morning god bless is where you eat your breakfast and drink your coffee whilst on the toilet and also listening to the fan because of its soothing sound.

John: *knocks on door* What are you doing in there??
Mike: ITS A GOOD MORNING GOD BLESS

by Tobba mf james May 27, 2018

Chatham good morning

A Chatham Good Morning, named for the Cape Cod town, is a breakfast consisting of a cup of clam chowder and a doughnut.

After that Chatham Good Morning, I knew I could accomplish anything that day.

by GoddardRocket123 May 26, 2023

morning after shirt

A dude's button up shirt commonly put on by a girl when she wakes up the morning after

Damn she looks even hotter in the morning after shirt than she did last night.

by Baby Octane October 9, 2017

Good Morning and God Bless

When you're taking a shit, drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet at the same time.

John - "Oh damn, did you smash Hila last night, she's a freakin babe!"
Ethan - "Yeah I did, she even made me breakfast and coffee so I could have a Good Morning and God Bless!"

by Spiderfly May 22, 2018

Morning Dweller

A morning dweller is a person who wakes up and starts their day between 2 and 4 AM.

Chris: Josh what were you doing up at two in the morning!
Josh: Chris, I;m a morning dweller, that's when I get up!

by The Imperial Empire December 8, 2017

Top of the morning

Getting head in the morning, getting a blowjob in the morning.

Woke up and i'm sad because I didn't get any top of the morning.

by Hanumon March 19, 2024