Kid A :I just did the pop quiz on rum and monkey! I'm so not bored now!
Parent : No one cares, quit life.
Parent : No one cares, quit life.
by Moon Biscuit May 4, 2005
Get the rum and monkeymug. What the hell are you going on about? And why is the toaster on fire? You're such an Infernal Monkey.
by Someone over there November 19, 2003
Get the Infernal Monkeymug. by Cornholio88472388345 July 11, 2006
Get the monkeys flymug. A person who just does things for laughs/reactions out of people; a social clown. Typically when the person is known to be a jokester.
Also for people who become class clowns but as an a adult outside of class.
Also for people who become class clowns but as an a adult outside of class.
e.g My Assistant Store Manager: "STOP thinking I'm some kind of Show Monkey when it comes to me making fun of people who get caught stealing"
e.g "I'm a Show Monkey when it comes to ripping on people for their shoes"
e.g "I'm a Show Monkey when it comes to ripping on people for their shoes"
by juxtapositionofsouls January 24, 2022
Get the Show Monkeymug. Has two meanings:
1. Someone with a low level desk-job who relentlessly works 9-5, similar to jobsworth
2. Someone who 'grinds' endlessly on World of Warcraft or any other MMO.
1. Someone with a low level desk-job who relentlessly works 9-5, similar to jobsworth
2. Someone who 'grinds' endlessly on World of Warcraft or any other MMO.
1. "Damn grind monkeys made a huge queue in the post office on their lunch break"
2. "He's playing again? Man he's such a grind moneky"
2. "He's playing again? Man he's such a grind moneky"
by Nihilelevant January 13, 2009
Get the Grind Monkeymug. An urban professional who continually re-wears suit pants to work every day, but fails to iron them, thereby creating a proliferation of creases behind the knees and alerting everyone nearby to the fact that this person is a crease monkey.
A crease monkey will also tend to have poor hygiene and wear outdated clothing. They tend to be social introverts as they have no real friends to point out to them that they smell, their clothes are outdated and they have tons of creases behind their knees.
A crease monkey will also tend to have poor hygiene and wear outdated clothing. They tend to be social introverts as they have no real friends to point out to them that they smell, their clothes are outdated and they have tons of creases behind their knees.
"Wow, look at that ugly green suit, what is that from 1981?"
"Haha, probably. I don't think he's had it pressed since 1981 either, what a crease monkey."
"Total crease monkey. I bet he smells."
"Haha, probably. I don't think he's had it pressed since 1981 either, what a crease monkey."
"Total crease monkey. I bet he smells."
by jpc1 December 7, 2009
Get the Crease monkeymug. Monkey chode is a small but wide hairy dick, owned by a man called Geraint, it started when geraint said that his dick was the largest primate. Someone can also have a monkeys chode if they go around on halloween dressed as a banana.
by tim twatsiel November 25, 2014
Get the Monkey Chodemug.