Minecraft

Something I would like to do with you

"Hey Thomas wanna play Minecraft?" "hell yeah!"

by anonymous May 25, 2022

Minecraft

a boring ass game that for some reason virgin Redditors and 12-year-olds like to worship because god forbid you don't like Minecraft or play Fortnite. This game used to be so damn good before it was overcomplicated by Mojang and was being cult-like worshipped by Redditors.

Person 1: Hey, you wanna play minecraft?

Me: no, that game is boring

by Cheese Wonton May 27, 2022

Minecraft

Literally just building blocks but 10x more fun. Idk both kinda fun.

Person 1: Wanna play Minecraft?
Person 2: And go blind from sitting in front a screen for too long!?!? sure.

by Kainokml June 2, 2022

Minecraft

THE game that makes everyone blind you may ask why cause it's MADE OUT OF FUCKING BLOCKS FOR GOD SAKES GET aBRAIN ohhh wait I forgot theirs no brains in minecraft only hearts that's why we live for. Short time

dad. You need to stop playing minecraft

Son. Why daddy
Dad. Cause you'll lose your brain
Son. Why
Dad. YOU IDIOT CAUSE THEIRS ONLY HEARTS

by anonymous June 2, 2022

Minecraft

A place where happiness is unstoppable

Person 1: "Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah!"
Person 2: "Why are you saying that?"
Person 1: "MINECRAFT!"
Person 2: "Oh... ok"

by Klojhgfcvbn June 2, 2022

Minecraft

A butiful video game where you can build a big dick.

Dude1:Hey man wanna play Minecraft and build a big dick?
Dude2:hell yeah.

by MegaFaggit4848 December 7, 2021

Minecraft

Minecraft is a game and the owner of the game is thehypedbun in and yea it is very cool and fun

Minecraft is cool and the hyper bun is cool

by Andrew the Fat Ass December 12, 2021