Michael

That nigga is cute asab cold hearted 💙 from ova East Baltimore but most importantly he gotta big dick to make all the Hispanic mamis come to him

Damn that nigga Michael cute

by Big Dick peoples December 17, 2019

Michael

They're all pretty cool, except if his last name is Briones... then hes a Fuck nigga

Michael has been acting like a fuck nigga lately

by BOOMNUGGET888 March 19, 2020

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson is the best entertainer in the world! He is 100 percent innocent and his music is great! Rest in peace King of pop

Michael Jackson is the best

by Okboomer4 April 18, 2020

Michael Dominello

Michael Dominello's are often the type of guy to fall into a love triangle. Consisting of women that go by the names of Emily and Allison. Michael Dominello's are sweats and try very hard in video-games. If you ever encounter a Michael the best way to deal with them is to tickle their toes. Michael Dominello's get friendzoned rather often and find themselves victim to simphood.

"Oh that guy? He's such a Michael Dominello"
"Oh no... Michael Dominello"

by stoin36 November 24, 2021

michael is gay

when a boy says they are so straight they are gay, does not act gay around the boys, hates gays, doesn't get bitches, from Greece.

Michael is gay he gets no bitches.

by mppppppppppp444444 August 10, 2022

The Michael Cera Rule

In "Superbad", the girl does like him back, & they don't have sex.

"Superbad" broke the The Michael Cera Rule

by Hannibal Lector42 May 14, 2011

Jacob Michael Thomas

My beautiful boy.

Extremely caring, loving and strong. One of the best, funniest, smartest people out. Love him absolutely shitless, she's gorgeous inside and out.

Person- ' I wish I had a guy like Jacob Michael Thomas '

Me- ' HELL YEAH YOU DO '

by LIL LLAMA July 9, 2014