march 28

international give head to your boyfriend day

"hey baby it's march 28th"
"hell yeah!"

by Derpoman27 March 28, 2021

16 March

The best person was born on this specific day. They’re gamer alright but not the ‘usual gamer’ you think they are. They prefer Minecraft more than other games. Despite calling other games trash, they still respect the gaming community’s choice of gaming.

Two guys was playing warzone using discord chat.
Guy 1: This is so hard.
Guy born on 16 March: Thats what she said.
Guy 2: Nice

by Daddy chill amogus dababy September 20, 2021

13th March

Kiss your crush day

Person one: hey it’s 13th March

Person two:oh no I have to kiss my crush
Person one: why
Person two:bc it’s kiss your crush day

by Annomus 13 November 13, 2020

March 22

A dumb hoe was born

A:"Hey when were you born?"
B:"March 22"
A:"You dumb hoe!"

by ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっI attac u November 2, 2020

March 23

RAVENCLAW PRIDE DAY!!!!!

Hey,it's March 23, happy Ravenclaw Pride Day!

by imnotokaydotcom March 23, 2020

march 28

national shit your pants day.

today is the day you can shit yourself anywhere you go without getting judged.

guy: “holy fuck i need to shit”
guy 2: “dawg it’s march 28”
guy: “oh you right” (shits pants)

by bitch fuck you hehe jk ily November 5, 2019

March 29

The day Club Penguin shut down, which happened in 2017

March 29 was one of the saddest days in gaming history :(

by nlolhere July 15, 2020