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fuzz monkey

A slang word for cops. Originated in the Boston Area. See also Po Ninja
Break up the party! The fuzz monkeys are here!
by Sam Dibble August 26, 2008
mugGet the fuzz monkeymug.

Crease monkey

An urban professional who continually re-wears suit pants to work every day, but fails to iron them, thereby creating a proliferation of creases behind the knees and alerting everyone nearby to the fact that this person is a crease monkey.

A crease monkey will also tend to have poor hygiene and wear outdated clothing. They tend to be social introverts as they have no real friends to point out to them that they smell, their clothes are outdated and they have tons of creases behind their knees.
"Wow, look at that ugly green suit, what is that from 1981?"

"Haha, probably. I don't think he's had it pressed since 1981 either, what a crease monkey."

"Total crease monkey. I bet he smells."
by jpc1 December 7, 2009
mugGet the Crease monkeymug.

Monkey Chode

Monkey chode is a small but wide hairy dick, owned by a man called Geraint, it started when geraint said that his dick was the largest primate. Someone can also have a monkeys chode if they go around on halloween dressed as a banana.
Man: hey guys, what G is the largest primate?

Geriant: My dick!!

Man: haha…you have a Monkey Chode!
by tim twatsiel November 25, 2014
mugGet the Monkey Chodemug.

Infernal Monkey

Someone who doesn't seem to make sense. Or breakfast.
What the hell are you going on about? And why is the toaster on fire? You're such an Infernal Monkey.
by Someone over there November 19, 2003
mugGet the Infernal Monkeymug.

monkeys fly

WOW! Look at Theo.....Maybe monkeys fly!
by Cornholio88472388345 July 11, 2006
mugGet the monkeys flymug.

Show Monkey

A person who just does things for laughs/reactions out of people; a social clown. Typically when the person is known to be a jokester.

Also for people who become class clowns but as an a adult outside of class.
e.g My Assistant Store Manager: "STOP thinking I'm some kind of Show Monkey when it comes to me making fun of people who get caught stealing"

e.g "I'm a Show Monkey when it comes to ripping on people for their shoes"
by juxtapositionofsouls January 24, 2022
mugGet the Show Monkeymug.

script monkey

A disparaging term for a psychiatrist who dispenses pharmaceutical scripts like a trained monkey.
We need another script monkey here at the prison, somebody who can quickly move ‘em in and out on a production line.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 11, 2019
mugGet the script monkeymug.

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