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Mississippi Gentleman

A style of upper lip hair, or mustache, that is grown for the month of Movember by a facial hair novice. The growth begins with good intentions and lofty goals of achieving facial hair glory like a Tom Selleck, Dapper Dandy, or the Bandito. The male feels his new nose foliage elevates him to a distinguished member of society. But alas, his proud fur patch is no grander than the unkempt brown lawn of a poorly educated Mississippi man who uses strings of partly burnt out Christmas lights to illuminate his beer can filled trailer.
Jamie tried to go all in for Movember, but never accomplished more than a scraggly Mississippi Gentleman.
by Gamecocks suck November 17, 2012
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Mississippi Reach around

an action of physical activity in which ones' partner reaches towards the genitalia while performing other various sexual actions, commonly associated with those of dutch-indonesian and partial white descent. A "daniel" refers to the person(s) whom are attracted to such actions of firm grasping of their genital area (penis and/or vagina)
Michael: Hey Daniel how was the mississippi reach around?
Daniel: It was great Mike, i really found myself to love that action... hey mike?
Michael: Yes daniel?
Daniel: May i have a mississippi reach around?
by Brownsugar69 September 4, 2013
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missile twink

Similar to a twink, but is obsessed with being penetrated by men with large penises.
I'd go for him, but he's a missile twink...talk about throwing a hot-dog down a hallway.

It took two of us to satisfy him...had no idea he was a missile twink.
by Go-Go-Gone July 15, 2016
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Mississippi meat locker

When you are preforming anal play, you slowly pull out and then proceed to put at hook up her anus. When she asks you what you are doing while in agony, you then take a chain and attach it to the hook. You then proceed to lift the chain up and put it on the ceiling fan, creating the illusion that she is hanging like meat in a meat locker.
Me: how do I impress her I don’t have a big one, and I am a virgin!
Him: give her a Mississippi meat locker.
by Snubbish December 11, 2017
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Mississippi mud pie

Defecating directly into another partners rectum and slurping in out.
"I over heard mommy and daddy have a Mississippi mud pie in bed last night, it sure did sound yummy."
by Geek_mythology December 28, 2017
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Mississippi Mud Pocket

The skin just underneath the butt cheek that can store fecal matter if not properly maintained
My Mississippi Mud pocket needs tongue punched.
by Georgia Drifter July 30, 2022
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Missishitty

An offensive/affectionate name for the state of Mississippi
It might oughta learn’em, if they had better schools in Missishitty…
by derfsup January 31, 2023
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