Faux Load

A seemingly real, but fake load, of cum. Usually created while receiving oral sex when ejaculate "appears" to be produced, usually in the or around the females face or mouth. This ejaculate can be excused as fake, or faux, to prevent angry or sometimes hostile emotions.

"I didn't cum on your face baby, that's just a faux load. Don't worry!"

by cwc.bbc September 23, 2011

Load the dishwasher

To cum inside of a woman

I didn’t have a condom but she let me load the dishwasher.

by anonymous November 14, 2023

Full Loading

Fucking a girl right before she has to take a dump.

I can only squirt while I'm full loading

by frognog January 3, 2019

sweaty load

A mans load of cemen or sperm when there balls are sweaty

I swallowed Steven's sweaty load

by Wolffman1221 August 7, 2016

A Horse's Load

An alternative term to refer to an exceedingly large quantity of either Ale, Tea, or Coffee.

Person 1:
I could drink a gallon of Arizona Iced Tea right about now

Person 2:
I could drink a horse's load.

Person 1:
Yeah you're right I could also drink a horse's load right now.

by Exothryll August 14, 2025

load shod

The past tense form of load shedding. It is used to when referencing the previous night of weekend and the creative ways you found to entertain yourself while there was no electricity.

I was going to play some Overwatch this weekend but I got load shod. I ended up going for a hike and making out with a girl..fml.

by m00ny November 7, 2019

Whale load

A huge amount of cum

I dumped a whale load on my hoes face last night.

by girthycock666 July 24, 2018