Loaded Brazilian Hotdog

Step 1: A Brazilian gets down on all fours.
Step 2: Spread the vagina and butt cheeks and take a shit in both.
Step 3: You and a partner insert a "hotdog" into both orifices.
Step 4: Mix the "chili" thoroughly

Step 5: Enjoy

She really wasn't very hungry after she had just enjoyed a Loaded Brazilian Hotdog.

by mbmikey February 22, 2022

Load Strike

When a man refuses to give up his semen as a result of his partners, refusal to fulfill their seminal duties.

James, I can't give you my load, I have to go kill people. Well Jason, I'm going on Load Strike.

by Cheeto Voldermort March 12, 2017

Faux Load

A seemingly real, but fake load, of cum. Usually created while receiving oral sex when ejaculate "appears" to be produced, usually in the or around the females face or mouth. This ejaculate can be excused as fake, or faux, to prevent angry or sometimes hostile emotions.

"I didn't cum on your face baby, that's just a faux load. Don't worry!"

by cwc.bbc September 23, 2011

Loaded

When you shit yourself and somebody notices

Oh man guys guess what, James loaded himself

by Mr Melbourne September 21, 2020

loaded

loaded = got your gun on you.

Three deep fully loaded, lookin' for opps.

by svesumviebel March 22, 2023

loaded

under a large range of influences

damn, bob. tod's been smoking weed, drinking beers and poppin' caps all day today. He's pretty damn loaded right now if you ask me!

by cbchill October 17, 2010

Loaded

More than full, more than stuffed.

I felt so loaded after eating 5 whole pizzas. I think I'm gaining a couple more pounds...

by Matt_The_Anime_Man May 06, 2020