Lauren

a dumb bitch who will break you

that lauren is a dumb bitch

by revvvvivvetime September 24, 2022

Lauren

A very smart and attractive girl. She steals the gaze of so many guys and has no problem getting someone to date her. She is also good at certain sports, like golf and track. She seems a bit shy at first, but eventually warms up to you. She has the prettiest voice, making you want to stay with her forever. Don't make her not like you though, because she will talk bad about you behind your back. She is great at presenting ideas and talking to people. She is a remarkable person and deserves to be recognized for her amazing personality.

1. I wish I could date Lauren
2. Lauren is the best friend that I could ever have
3. Yo, Lauren just talked shit about me behind my back

by Demontez Dillard October 1, 2022

Lauren

The kind of woman who bakes your heart stop (not like a heart attack) and makes you catch your breath (not an asthma attack either). She is all kind of awesome.

Wow, Lauren made my heart stop. But I’m not dead.

Look at that woman! Lauren is better than an asthma attack!

by Brown eyes 81 January 5, 2022

Lauren Comeaux

A bitch that just minds her business. I mean like literally…she’s a business major.

Lauren Comeaux saw someone get hut by a car and kept walking.

by mspnp January 18, 2022

Lauren

Lauren is a beautiful girl. Her only two flaws are her leprechaun hair and alcohol addiction. Once the alcohol hits, the boys showing up at 2am hit harder. But don’t worry she’ll tell you the next day that she won’t ever drink again. Those are lies. She’s like sexy Patrick with fish nets and forgets what she says she won’t do ever again every five seconds. However, she is very animal friendly. She likes to enjoy presence with sloths as those suit her hobbies and traits most, nothing. Anyways, she is an amazing softball player and so learned how to catch absolute shit. Some of her top catches are horny knock off frat boys. If you have a lauren in your life, never lose her, she might end up in the lost and found and steal water bottles.

“Hey this girl said she wasn’t going to fall for me for the 6283th time but she did.” “Well duhh she’s a lauren”

by Dontdropthesoup69 January 19, 2022

Lauren

A lauren is an scp, like wtf is she doing most of the time, but she has a really nice voice and is extremely lovable, a proud floptopian.

"Lauren is an scp."
"Lauren is cool."
"We like lauren."

by linny linster May 22, 2022

Lauren

An amazing person inside an out who should definitly date someone with coloured hair

I would kiss Lauren if I could

by sliverofsun May 29, 2022