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Boy Lunch

When someone, usually a boy, overcomplicate the method to make a simple dish. Often done with unnecessary tools.
Why does he need a flamethrower?
He needs it to cook his Boy Lunch grilled cheese sandwich.
by InfinityRainbow December 5, 2023
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Maine Lunch

Transmission of crabs, or pubic lice, to one's facial hair by oral sex.
Never pick up a hooker at Joe's Crab Shack; you'll get Maine lunch for sure.
by bustakeaton November 6, 2016
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School Lunch

"School Lunch." School is the worst and lunch is okay, but put together it's pure shit wound together by strings of raisins, boogers, and mystery meat.
Melissa had been taken into the ER because she ingested school lunch: Lunch Lady Barb's "mushroom Jello" which was gelatinous cream of mushroom soup.
by I make Definitions Bree November 30, 2021
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lunch

I looked up the definition of lunch.

1. Food with no chance of ass.

2. Food with no need for a penis.
3. A time when a desperate man has no chance of success and has taken the time the girl has given him for possible grabbing and reduced his chance to 0.

Alternatives for lunch.
1. Waste of time
2. Waste of money
3. A time a man is an embarrassment to his gender.

4. Self cock block
Guy: "Hey I got lunch with that Amazon girl"
Friend: "Ha, ha. Self cock block. Pitiful."
by Ch11 July 25, 2014
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hot lunch

The stuff you pay for at school or potentially the grossest fucking thing people do during sex ever. Holy fucking Jesus Christ!
I can't even explain this in a sentence because hot lunches are gross. That goes for both of the definitions. Man I can't wait to leave hot school lunches behind!
by #MissNobody February 16, 2017
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bathroom lunch

The act of feeding your partners butt with your butt.
Jerry gave Jon a bathroom lunch today.
by Guyblow321 February 17, 2020
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Snake Lunch

The lowest state of being a person can attain, far lower than merely becoming 'toast'.
He felt certain that, after the multiple convictions which were looming, the 'leading candidate' would be snake lunch.
by Monkey's Dad November 23, 2023
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