Someone who who eats NOTHING BUT CEREAL every single day for breakfast and constantly buys cereal and even sometimes steals yours AND IT'S REAL GETTING REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING WHY DID YOU EAT MY CURIOUSLY CINNAMON JIMMY THAT SHIT'S EXPENSIVE AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT
Employee #1: Damn, didn't that guy buy cereal like last week?
Employee #2: Yeah, but he's a cereal killer.
*Oh btw i don't actually know a guy called jimmy so it isn't an inside joke OKAY!?
Employee #2: Yeah, but he's a cereal killer.
*Oh btw i don't actually know a guy called jimmy so it isn't an inside joke OKAY!?
by thegovermentislizards69 March 18, 2015
Get the Cereal Killermug. by Madingokilla January 1, 2022
Get the Mad Dog Killermug. A dildo that is so substantial that it will render any woman who dares to use it unable to walk for several days.
Amy: Jesus Christ I can barely walk today...
Jessica: That probably because you stuffed yourself with that anaconda cunt killer last night.
Jessica: That probably because you stuffed yourself with that anaconda cunt killer last night.
by Fritzl, Joseph Friztl December 20, 2017
Get the anaconda cunt killermug. When the crew is having a spirited group text debate about babes, sports, music or the like and that one guy chimes with something so stupid or perverted that it kills the entire conversation, and everyone just goes on about their business.
"Whatever happened to Erika Eleniak from Baywatch." - Idyt
"Remember when she popped out the cake in Under Siege for no reason." - IJ
"I think I just crapped my pants." - Gnoobs
"String Killer." - SeaDick
"Remember when she popped out the cake in Under Siege for no reason." - IJ
"I think I just crapped my pants." - Gnoobs
"String Killer." - SeaDick
by idyt December 17, 2016
Get the String Killermug. by Boss birch December 18, 2017
Get the poll killermug. Sure, a female should for the most part be allowed to smack, punch, push, grab, or kick a male without consequence, but what if the guy has people counting on him not to die and she is a serial killer (kind of like the movie Natural Born Killers)? Are there not things worth fighting for, where you have more of a gray area than a black and white area to work with? A time where you try to stay as close to the right thing as possible, knowing that you can do no right no matter what you do at a time like that.
She would have killed him and 50 other people if he didn't fight back (or blown up a city full of people), so should he allow himself to die because she is female and you never fight with a female no matter she is doing or going to do, based on a principle you never question? If she was a serial killer that wouldn't live and let live for others, does she still deserve to live more than everyone else?
by The Original Agahnim September 4, 2021
Get the Serial killermug. A bird killer is someone who gets a girl but in this case we would call the girl a “bird” meaning she is valid and attractive. Henceforth making the bird killer the person who loses his chance with a bird.
by Bird Killer 69420 April 24, 2022
Get the Bird Killermug.