You need to kelly

when you need to fix up your face

dang girl you need to kelly

by jj girl gamer November 30, 2016

pull a general kelly

Give a hostile account of something Democratic, untrue from beginning to end in its critical points. The account is usually adapted from fake news without conscious recognition that it is fake.

The term derives from one unfortunate White House press conference.

He tried to pull a general kelly, but it was an unlucky general kelly because the video of the event immediately went viral.

by less-is-more October 24, 2017

Smelly R-Kelly

When you defecate on a woman’s face, and amidst the confusion proceed to pop her jaw open with a right hook, and urninate down her esophagus.

“I gave that bitch a smelly r-Kelly, and watched her vomit”

by Doinkahanahue January 25, 2018

James-John Kelly

My best friend forever, he is the best thing to ever happen to me.
He will support me through anything!

Conner Evans: "JJ *confesses something*"
James-John Kelly(JJ): "It's okay i will help you through this."

by ConnerBi2007 June 9, 2019

William Nicholas Kelly

A very funny, sweet, and adorable person. He’s chill af and fucking amazing. He’s a cool ass best friend

Ik you are reading this William Nicholas Kelly.

by 6LMG9 May 22, 2020

Teagan Rose Kelly

Most likely to be GINGER or dirty blonde. Very popular, sexy, smart, funny, thicc, very ATTRACTIVE and will probably have their dream job. The type of girl you’d want having your kids. She’s the person who’d make a funeral turn into a celebration , but not a celebration as in “woohoo! someone died!”. She THE pretty bestfriend.

“Omg Teagan Rose Kelly is have a wedding and i’m invited!!!”
“Same!!!”

by Urbandictionary.y March 2, 2021

Alex O’kelly

Alex is the type of a man who dosn’t go out with the boys because he enjoys doing face masks and watching pitch perfect with a desiesed hooker in motel room because he is trying to fill the void of being alone for the rest of his life

Alex O’Kelly is a soft penis

by Helen O’Kelly November 14, 2021