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Johnny Sundae 

To take a poop on someone then teabag the poop with your balls.
“For my next trick, I shall Johnny Sundae this woman!”
Johnny Sundae by Johnny Sundae January 28, 2024

Johnny o groats 

A sweet little cute boy with a big heart and a soft spot for Nissan micras. He loves nature and hails from the north most of places, he’s a mysterious yet passionate lover, and will never back down from defending his pack.
Man I sure love Johnny o groats

Yeah me too he’s so kind and he helps me though so much!
I wish more people would be like Johnny groats. He’s such a good Oager.

johnny tinkleberry the 38th 

person 1: hey johnny tinkleberry the 38th
johnny: big balls

johnny tinkleberry the 18th

phat ass

Johnny Cage 

The hottest and sexiest man I ever seen in my whole laugh. He might be an asshole, BUT DAMN THAT MAN HOT
Girl one: Johnny cage is HOT

Girl two: RIGHT?!

Johnny 2 pump 

the act of pre mature ejaculation within 2 strokes or less
Jeremey:“yo, how was it with that girl last?”

Ryan: “I gave her the ole Johnny 2 pumped then made her call an Uber