Italian fork

When one shoves pasta in there but hole and lets it marinade for a day. Then forks it out in a twirling motion the poop being the perfect sauce.
He aldo you should try the Italian fork dish. Me and my lady loved the sauce and the noodle was so marinated.
by Freezedry69 April 28, 2023
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the Italian mafi-ayy-ayy

When you go to an mafia- sponsored AA meeting, only to get the alcoholic fucked out of you.
Man, I’m so sore from the Italian mafi-ayy-ayy meeting yesterday. They really did me in.
by Steadlur February 09, 2023
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italian crustache

The act of giving sweet tender pleasure to a woman and she cums onto your mustache and you slurp it down like big Tony’s spaghetti
Last night I was hungry and fat Susan gave me a Italian crustache
by Bob1279 April 12, 2021
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Golden Italian

A drunk Italian-American (typically male) who deliberately urinates in his pants instead of getting up to use the bathroom.
Marc's barstool is continously soaked in piss because he's a Golden Italian who thinks giving himself a Golden Shower is better than pissing in a urinal and losing his seat.
by Hot Franklin July 06, 2023
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Italian Whisperer

An old Italian woman who whispers loudly, so that everyone can hear her and in turn, embarrasses herself and everyone around her
Everyone heard my what my mom was saying because she is an Italian Whisperer
by August 03, 2023
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Italian Whisperer

An old Italian woman who thinks she is whispering but speaks so loudly that everyone can hear; in turn, embarrassing herself and everyone around her
Everyone heard what my mom said because she is an Italian whisperer.
by August 03, 2023
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Hairy Italian

When a man with overgrown pubic hair puts his erect penis in a bowl of pasta.
"Yo man my girl never eats spaghetti unless I serve it with a Hairy Italian."
by Duckydicko August 26, 2021
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