italian love

When you slap someone and then when their head is turned backhand them

My mom gave me Italian love when I didn't do my homework

by iPhone lover January 26, 2017

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Italian Treadmill

Italian Treadmill is when you stop by the nearest supermarket to get an italian bread and a sixpack(beer) before pulling up to the pre-party.

sup bro, let's get an italian treadmill before we hit the bakken.

by Hørm n’ Øren September 11, 2020

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A regal act worthy of the Caesars of Rome. This action involves not showering for a minimum period of 3 days. During this period, one's scrotum becomes a melting pot of sweat, oil, and vinegar. After the marinating process, the person approaches either a sleeping girlfriend or unsuspecting female and drops their wet sack directly onto the victim's eyes, with the asshole over the nose. The sleeper will awaken to a warm Italian howdy. Rustic with a touch of pink eye

Boyfriend: Good morning sweetness.
Girlfriend: OH gawd! What have you done to me?!
Boyfriend: The old Italian Wetmop girl! I'll drive you to the clinic

by Catsinthevents July 31, 2022

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Italian triumph

Basically a nightmare for shit English fans in 2021

The Italian triumph angered Wayne as an English fan

by td_tud August 14, 2021

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the ol' Italian Switcheroofie

the act of spiking someones drink, taking them home, and taking a roofie yourself, to even the chances, and escape charges

originated from Italy switching sides in the war

-My friend, Fernando, was on trial for raping a girl last week.
-Was he found guilty?
-Nah, he pulled the ol' Italian Switcheroofie.

by Cosbirius May 20, 2020

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