middle bass bitch

This kid named Mike. He has buns of iron. He cries over OC reruns. Mike likes to practice his gag reflex with a cucumber.

Mike likes to spoon with men...Wow, he's quite the middle bass bitch.

by Keithhh May 28, 2008

hall middle school

A place where teachers dont give a shit abt you and the rips in your jeans are more important than your depression.

Hall middle school is garbage

by Sksksksksksksksksksksksk January 29, 2019

Kirk Middle School

A 1- star school because kids are too ghetto and too busy smoking crack to learn anything. Not only is the school horrribly dirty, they have a fine collection of cockroaches. Most of them don't have any heads. Has a record for having blood in the meat of their school lunches, but sour milk to top it off. Remember to wipe your shoes after leaving; you'll find a fine collection of dust and dirt on all of your belongings. The teachers don't give a fine hoot about your learning, and will constantly hand out worksheets to be completed by the bell. Oh, and the teachers fart on you. They also make promises that never come true, and the main sport is basketball. Beware of fat hogs trying to steal your lunch, my personal experiance. Kirk's a jerk!

Girl: Ew! You're room's a mess!
Girl 2: It's a total Kirk Middle School!

by Deep Fryer January 19, 2011

Calhoun Middle School

The fucking worst school ever with janitorial rapists, little bitches who want to fight you, and all of the terrible, but plentiful, your mom jokes. This school in buttfuck Texas, is the most shamed upon school, where all the police officers and parents are scared to go, which is why everyone takes the bus besides those poor fatfucks. Do not even mention this school to anyone or else you are the problem in today's society.

Timothy: Did you see that kid that went to Calhoun Middle School? That kid is probably a fucker just because he went there!
Billy Joe: He a hoe.

by Baskinmycoolness February 6, 2017

franklin middle school

Franklin middle school is full of rude students and under appreciated teachers and faculty. Your education here is short lived but that may be a good thing.

Franklin middle school is a place that creates anxiety and depression.

by Alisson Macgee May 3, 2018

Woodland Middle School

It’s a very hostile environment. There are more hormones in this school than the Warren Township High School football games, and the entire Twilight saga. Recently, scrunchies have taken over. You will find scrunchies everywhere, on everyone’s wrists, no matter the gender. This school is also wildly homophobic, which really sucks. The gay straight alliance will do ONE THING and the entire school will go apeshit. Make sure you find a secure group of friends you trust. The school system is flawed, I am so sorry for you if you have gone to this school such as I did.

“You went to Woodland Middle School? Damn... I am so sorry... if you ever need someone to talk to, I’m here bud.”

by Want a sprite cranberry? November 5, 2019

woodland middle school

a hell hole locating in gurnee illinois. half the people there are hoes or fake depressed girls who post sad simpson edits on their stories. majority of 7th and 8th graders vape/smoke weed and all show up to school high. teachers are literal devils that give 5 hours worth of homework every night. 10/10 would NOT recommend.

person: damn you went to woodland middle school?

other person: yeah
person: are you sure you don’t have ptsd?

by litpit October 23, 2019